They Should Invent A Way To Shoot Your Shot That Isn’t Deeply Profoundly Humiliating For All Involved

anyone else stuck in the loop

GUARDS!! console me

notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

a woman will be a literal ray of sunshine and post things like "normalize evil women" unprovoked

I'm on some kind of gayass journey

damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing

I'm full of wrath!!!!!!!! haha just kidding. I feel pretty ok

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over but i guess finding love is cool too