Get Yourself A Main Character Whos Two Primary Emotions Are "little Cunt" And "catatonic With Grief"

yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

my gender…? I was supposed to bring my- ? *grumbling* no one told me I was supposed to bring a gender to this thing

nice trauma you got there. wanna bond over it?

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

pspspsps (me calling you into bed for cuddles)

tbh sometimes u just gotta let me be dramatic. bcos i Will get over it! but let me be dramatic first.

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"