“who Hurt You” Me Dude I’m Fucking Dumb

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved