She Let Me Hit Because I Say Things Like “okie Dokie”

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

girls love it when you kill in front of them

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)

it’s women’s day which means we are supposed to kiss each other 

love too big for she goddamn heart

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏