If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst (really Bad) Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Best (slightly Less Really

didnt getd tucked into bed so ive died unfortunatley

horny but in a really romantic kind of way unfortunately

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

there's nothing wrong with girls who come back from the dead stronger than they were before & they eat human flesh now. like it's normal it happens all the time

One time in 3rd grade I zoned out and I don't think I've ever zoned back in

wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together