Guy After Having A Completely Normal Social Interaction: I Made Things Weird Again And They Hate Me

I think I'm falling for you😳

get up

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

she's an irredeemable villain TO YOU. I understood her though.

there's nothing wrong with girls who come back from the dead stronger than they were before & they eat human flesh now. like it's normal it happens all the time

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute