I Think I'm Falling For You😳

god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

Men be fighting demons and it's just bisexuality.

hey i saw your blog and i think your vibes are terrible. i am in love with you

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

man i have really great tits

"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed