Rememeber. When Nothing Is Wrong You Can Make It Wrong. The Power Is Yours To Make The Situation As Terrible

I need to get laid…. to rest. like let me sleep forever

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing

healing isn’t enough i need my memory erased

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

Posts that are so VALShrue. to me.

What do you do for a living

i try my best

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great