Posts That Are So VALShrue. To Me.

I support women's rights but also women's decades long revenge plots

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

god shouldve made me taller if he wanted me to be the bigger person

“bear with me” you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

i dont even care if a bigfoot comes up to my tent or walks in front of my car at this point like i have my own problems

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?