Your Honor I Was Just Furthering The Plot

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

girls with the ... the open blouses and you can ... and it's like ... it's it's ... you can see the ... !!

*collapses*

your blorbo should not be at the club. they'd ruin the vibe if i'm honest

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer to get my pussy ate or whatever it was that taylor swift said

if you have nothing to do later may i suggest Falling in love with me

autopsy man is gonna be so disappointed when he opens my heart . theres nothing but screws & bolts followed by a sad melody

[falls in the shower] parkour

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running