Imaginr If There Were Two Women With Something Gay & Weird Going On

me, shoving my repressed feelings back into the void: wew! that was wild, huh

Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

they call me vague as hell the way i. well…..um. You know

[falls in the shower] parkour

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

it’s women’s day which means we are supposed to kiss each other 

babe pay attention i have boobs to show you

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

sorry I didn't listen to anything you just said I was busy thinking about when I can interrupt with my funnier, more superior story