aur3li0

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

straight trans people arent "a waste" actually. straight trans women arent "cursed" with attraction to men. straight trans men arent "predators" who transition to male privilege. yall have GOT to be normal about straight trans people

This is the worst timeline. (x)

if there is a screen

ao3 will be seen

alright google calm down we all know this to be true

i would really love to get into swimming, but unfortunately i do have a chest and swimming feels very dysphoric for me. is there anything i could do about that?

Hi! Yeah, there's a few things I'd recommend. Definitely wear swimming shorts if you can, and in terms of tops there's a few options. Shops such as decathlon make uv ray-proof swimming t-shirts which I've used before and they're great. Additionally, a lot of sportswear places have different swimming t-shirts and such. You *can* also wear an oversized binder if you're really dysphoric, but definitely make sure it's oversized and be careful, as you can't do sport in a normal binder. I haven't personally tried it, but I believe that trans tape also works great, as it doesn't put pressure on your ribs.

-Sage [he/him/it/fae]

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

Hot(?) take: cis men DNI blogs make me pretty upset, I’m going to be honest. If your blog requires me to out myself as a trans man to interact with you it is not a safe place for me or any other trans folk.

Also, can we please stop hating on an entire sex as if being a cis man makes you inherently evil? Being afraid of men due to trauma is very different from hating someone for being born a way you don’t like or because a good number of the group suck. It’s the same shit misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, etc men and women are peddling. Let’s not stoop to their level and practice tolerance and empathy, friends.

kid Odysseus learns to never call his mentor when shes with her back to him

Being a shoot from the hip fan is crazy because you'll be rewatching shows, a game is introduced and you think "ah yes, the dogfucker. I remember this one."

an avatar oc in this good all age of 2024 to be 2025??? gasp.....

an. he's so pretty please rahhhhhhh. i actually put my butt out in research for the tattoos ౨ৎ

Miles 42 (or Kilometer Morales) Headcanons bc he is so mischaracterized

(Authors note) he’s so mischaracterized as some emotionless egotistical douchebag…like dawg it’s still Miles 😭, and it’s canon he’s more of an anti-hero than a villain, plus he’s a artist cosplaying geek who loves his mom so….NO HE ISNT MEAN!

He has some mental issues from his dad dying (duh) so after it happened he tended to drop most of his friends because he felt like they wouldn’t understand.

He loves art, obviously, consistently makes graffiti art and loves covering fascist symbols

hes pretty nerdy and geeky, especially when it comes to his interests (comics, cosplay, art) but I don’t see him being a fantasy geek

He doesn’t really like people touching his hair often

his humor is a mix of dry and adult (probably from hanging around Aaron for so long)

while Miles learned Aaron’s rizz from the grave, Kilometers got to learn it from a breathing person :D (im sorry)

doesnt listen to Eminem (I honestly can’t see it) but Tyler the Creator, Biggie, 2Pac, Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, and Childish Gambino

Keeps a picture of his family (with his dad) under his pillow and doesn’t tell anyone

super into coding and engineering (helps Aaron work on cars and motorcycles)

goodnight to younger brothers who never listened to their father when he gave them advice on how to grow aubergines, older brothers who have never properly expressed an emotion, a farm assistant with glistening eyes and an unrelenting love for his boss, and a 2000+ year old drug dealer who only takes payment in phones*

*preferably iphones, and definitely no nokias

Just took my second ever T shot!!! Let’s go boy let’s go! (Shoutout to my boyfriend for being there to help me get everything set up and boost my confidence, he’s the best!!! <33)

trans rights ftw! Things do get better ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✨✨

SAVE ME LUKE MANNING CHARACTERS.

Tom's genuine distress in this scene because of the grammatical errors Sam was committing is the most real thing that I, as a writer and literacy nerd, have ever witnessed.

you can almost *see* the English degrees trying to off themselves from his head

kisses

- Don’t you miss me?

- More than you know

A drawing of Penelope and Odysseus because I’m OBSESSED over EPIC

i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze

This has definitely been done before.

thinking with gratitude about how a lot of ariana grande's acting choices in popular make it seem like glinda has so much pent up Energy and excitement to give elphaba a makeover........ almost like glinda had already spent countless hours fantasizing about living out her very own enemies to lovers au

ariana grande is a woman who had to have a wildly successful career as a singer in order to fulfill her true passion as a gelphie truther

Some stuff collaged for ur viewing experience

ALSO! Please send me asks or drawing requests… I never get any!? Are u guys scared I’ll bite talk to me

Save me Luke Manning characters save me

gaylinda loathing her roomie ofc !!! ugh dont we all loathe elphie the same 🙄

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theres more gay shit on my twitters if yall care

Another piece i absolutely cannot put in my portfolio ✨