Kid Odysseus Learns To Never Call His Mentor When Shes With Her Back To Him

Being a shoot from the hip fan is crazy because you'll be rewatching shows, a game is introduced and you think "ah yes, the dogfucker. I remember this one."

Bewitched

i feel like in a lot of early ya books it’s unrealistic that a, like, eleven year old is the protag and saves the world because firstly have you met an eleven year old and secondly what adult in their right mind is completely comfortable saddling a little kid with the burden of humanity?? but skulduggery pleasant is entirely feasible because skulduggery is absolutely not in his right mind and literally everyone around him tells him so constantly. twelve year old not-even-magic stephanie is like “i want revenge” and he’s like totally understandable you can tag along

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

he spidey on my pool till i bromantic

Atzi & Xio being silly kidz (also i love fashion <3)

Thingz about Xio’s fit:

-Heavily “quiet-emo-goth-anime-queer-art-middle schooler” coded (i was that kid lol) almost gave a beanie tbh I might in the future

-zip up skeleton face hoodie

-lots of Easter eggs with the patches on their boots

- twilight is their fave pony :D

Thingz about Atzi’s Fit:

- Beaded friendship necklace from Xochi (they match although I gotta go back and fix Xochi’s now😭)

-headcannon she does roller derby/ skates & has heelys on lol

-Rainbow dash is her fave pony

Both have braces bc they’re kids & I like braces lol

Me when I get to the part of a fanfic that has me giggling and kicking my feet

I could not bear to meet your eyes

The AJ Effect