Inspired By A Shirt On Pinterest Lmao

jegulus is the taylor swift of the marauders fandom in the sense that you either love them or hate them and for some reason neither side could ever shut up about them

Another piece i absolutely cannot put in my portfolio ✨

I like that the fact that skulduggery is dead doesn't really have much to do with the plot. it offers him no perks except saving money on food and the most inconvenience that causes is he has to get his clothes tailored and valkyrie doesn't always know when he's rolling his eyes at her

alright google calm down we all know this to be true

my favourite thing abt skulduggery pleasant is that ppl have been commenting on how hench val is since she's been like 16. and she's 25 now and ppl have been telling her she's got linebacker shoulders, abs of steel. and then my favourite part is all the illustrators consistently draw her looking normal instead of the freak of nature she is

sfth textposts be upon ye

did i get distracted in the middle of making these and rewatch the entirety of burglary and bobsledding? yes. yes i did.

Hot(?) take: cis men DNI blogs make me pretty upset, I’m going to be honest. If your blog requires me to out myself as a trans man to interact with you it is not a safe place for me or any other trans folk.

Also, can we please stop hating on an entire sex as if being a cis man makes you inherently evil? Being afraid of men due to trauma is very different from hating someone for being born a way you don’t like or because a good number of the group suck. It’s the same shit misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, etc men and women are peddling. Let’s not stoop to their level and practice tolerance and empathy, friends.

“Average person is beaten up by a 13-year-old three times a year” factoid actually just statistical error. Vaurien Scapegrace, who gets beaten up by Valkyrie Cain multiple times a week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

we almost got away, we cut it close