“You Could’ve Picked Me”

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

“Someday there’ll be a celebration throughout Oz that’s all to do with me.” 💔

“The devil? I’m older than the devil sir”

A mix of traditional and digital and I love it. Omg Locomotion is such a good character I love him!!

I genuinely love this so much omg. It’s kinda creepy and almost exactly what I was going for. I was going to add shading but that sounded too hard and I can’t be bothered.

Literally just drew this to procrastinate on an email I need to send. But also I’ve been wanting to draw him for ages so it’s a win-win.

“Average person is beaten up by a 13-year-old three times a year” factoid actually just statistical error. Vaurien Scapegrace, who gets beaten up by Valkyrie Cain multiple times a week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

GRABBING is crazy, yuriana needs to be stopped

Audition for a masc part in a theatre production that is willing to cut your hair to make you look more like the character.

Do theatre in general it is the most masculine you could do

This is what binding with tape is like.

When you're reading a fanfic and suddenly the reader has a name

haven't seen anyone do this yet so...