I’m Terrified For The Children Of Florida And The Future Of The United States. Florida Holds (currently)

no but actually though

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

(I know Prosciutto could've used Grateful Dead but sssssssshhhhhhh maybe in this universe they don't know Gio has a Stand or something)

(but actually i just wanted to give ham man a snek gun)

L has been dead for 16 slutty, slutty years

Interning in a highschool when your 18/19 is fun because

1. I get mistaken for a student alot and got yelled at by a teacher today until they saw my visitor badge

2. Kids are terrifying, last time I was here I saw a student smack the shit out of another student with a notebook

3. I know where 3 things are on this campus and I'm too afraid to ask where anything else is

4. I'm going to get beaten up by a child

A summary of my grad school orientation:

I got lost in the woods

Weird almond sparkling water (it slapped)

Professors bullying historical figures

Professors damn near giving us panic attacks

Professors lamenting the state of the school

Professors bitching about admin for not giving us our budget 2 DAYS BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS

Lunch break

The new 3 stooges (me and 2 others)

3 of us getting covid for the first time this summer (surprise, it's the stooges)

Lunch communism

"Yo, the cane surprised me" "Yeah I have a gene mutation" "So will it get better?" "No" -cue awkward silence-

ONE OF US DROVE INTO A FIRETRUCK AT 60 MILES PER HOUR???

Nice conversations with professors

Everyone leaving except the GAs

Nearly freezing to death

Cool research projects!!!

Chugging almond water

Free school supplies!!

Getting lost in the woods again

Coming home to all the cabinets open because of Gilbert, my ghost

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

That’s me in the corner! That’s me in the cor

ner!

Losing my re-

corner!

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