As Elon Musk Cements His Place In History As A Fascist Tech Overlord And The Rest Of The World Looks

Gale of Waterdeep

When I started listening to a podcast about 4 dad's in dnd I WAS NOT READY TO HAVE MY HEART ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESTROYED (I'm not ok)

My gay historian ass remembering valentines day is just a commercialized evolution of lupercalia bc the Roman's executed two guys with the name valentine on Feb 14th in separate years, and that it can literally be anything you want bc modern valentines day in itself is a reimagining of a reimagining of a brutal fertility festival.

People will say they hate valentine's day bc "it's too commercialized" but say halloween is their favorite holiday w the same breath. It's the color pink all over again 😑

Hits you with a beam that makes you Nonbinary

PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND!!!! FOR MY FELLOW TEXANS ACTIVELY PARTICIPATING IN PROTESTS, PLEASE BE SAFE THE NATIONAL GUARD WILL BE/HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO THESE CITIES !!!!

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

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