“He’s Always Been A Dick. When We Were Seven He Threatened To Sue Me”

Imagine Your OTP

Imagine your OTP’s child waking them up in the middle of the night, crying because they had a nightmare.

Imagine them crawling into bed, between your OTP, because “The monsters can’t get me here.”

Imagine your OTP stroking their child’s hair, whispering words of reassurance.

Imagine your OTP sharing a grateful look, because their child has nightmares about fiction, while THEY still struggle with nightmares from their pasts.

Imagine the family falling asleep in a warm huddle.

IMAGINE.

“Don’t listen to them, please. Try and shut them out. They’re not real, this isn’t real.”

“For you, I’d throw it all away. My morals, my goals, my life. I would. Please don’t ask me too.”

OTP Prompt 174

“Oh my god,” person A breathes, tapping their friend on the shoulder and pointing. “Who are they?”

“Hm? Oh, that’s Person B. They started working here earlier this week, I think.”

“I’m going to marry them,” Person A mumbles. “I’m going to marry them and cherish them and have an adorable honeymoon and have kids together and it’s going to be perfect.”

“Yeah, sure, good luck with that.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“See that pin they have? See it?”

“…. yeah?”

“That’s the ace flag. You ain’t getting in their pants any time soon, pal.”

“Who said anything about getting in their pants? I want to know them, and love them, and be cute with them. If sex is off the table for them, it’s off the table for me.”

“Just…just tell me truth, please.”

“I don’t think you want to hear it.”

“Am I intimidating? Do I scare people away?”

“A little bit.”

“Only a little bit? Got to work on that.”

This is mad cute 😂

edit: found the site for y’all Under Lucky Stars

prompt for a pair of siblings which one enjoys simple life while the other prefers adventures and mischief?

“Why can’t I just stay here and read?”

“I don’t like sitting around. It’s so boring. Come on, let’s do something.”

“I’m tired of getting in trouble. You always get us into it.”

“Where you see an opportunity to jump in puddles, I see an opportunity of more sleep.”

“I-I’m sorry, I never meant for all this to happen, I never meant-”

“Hey, shhhh it’s ok. You’re safe. I’ve got you…I’ve got you.”

“Please, please come back to me. I can’t do this without you. It wasn’t meant to be like this.”