“I Was Scared You Were Going To Confront Me.”

OTP Prompts #2

1.

A: “Let’s just forget this ever happened.”

B: “Agreed. But if we’re caught, you’re taking the blame.”

A: “This was your idea!”

2.

A: “Hey–it’s okay, what’s wrong?”

B: “I’m sorry–I just thought something had happened to you. I don’t know what I would do …”

A: “I’m fine; I’m right here, see? Everything’s okay.”

3.

A: “Is that my shirt?”

B: “Uh . . . maybe?”

A: “… you look better in it, anyway.”

4.

A: “Hey–what the hell! You can’t just barge in here like that!”

B: “… Did you seriously just throw a ninja star at me?”

A: “It’s your fault for interrupting me! I was practicing my aim!”

B: “No kidding–you missed me by a mile.”

A: “Get. Out!”

5.

A: “Ugh, kill me.”

B: “What’s wrong now?”

A: “Does something have to be wrong whenever I want to die?”

B: “Generally, yes.”

A: “… I’m bored.”

6.

A: “You make some cute noises in your sleep.”

B: “W-what? Why were you watching me sleep? And besides–I don’t talk in my sleep and I never have!”

A: “Never said nothin’ about talking, sweetheart. Maybe some … moans.”

B: “ … I am going to kill you.”

7.

A: “Do you ever think about . . . space?”

B: “. . . Are you high?”

A: “… Very.”

8.

A: “I don’t dance.”

B: “Aw, c’mon! It’ll be fun!”

A: “I’m serious–I will embarrass you and the entirety of the human race in the process.”

B: “You can’t be that bad.”

A: “Oh, believe me, I am.”

9.

A: “Uh-oh.”

B: “You broke it!”

A: “No–this is your fault!”

B: “C’s going to kill you!”

A: “This was your idea, jackass!”

10.

A: “Hey–are you listening to me?”

B: “What? I can’t hear you from down there.”

A: “I AM NOT THAT SHORT, YOU JERK!”

B: “Oh, I can hear you now. And yes, you really are.”

“Whatever your problem is with me, you’re going to have to get over it for now.”

Random Writing Prompts

1. “You ate the last piece of pizza? I hope you die.” 

2. “Since when are we friends? Oh, right, you needed that body to disappear.”

3. “When the moon is out, everything is silent, and when everything is silent, that’s when the world speaks volumes.”

4. “So, that was awkward.”

5. “No offense or anything, but, um, you’re crazy.”

6. “Everyone knows that, why else would I have garlic?”

7. “The Queen has spoken, your memes are dank.”

8. “When I spoke, I spoke with anger. I am sorry for telling you, you have a lopsided nostril, that was uncalled for.”

9. “I do not sound like that.”

10. “Do you even remember last night?”

11. “You punched someone twice your size? Why? Why are you so full of rage? You’re too tiny for this!”

12. “When I saw you, I knew for a fact that you were here to adopt a dog too.”

13. “The night was made for daring mistakes and fun, live a little.”

14. “Leave the moon out of this! She’s too pretty for you!”

15. “Just because I’m crazy doesn’t mean I don’t love dogs. I’m crazy, not a monster!”

16. “Whoa, dude, did that dog just speak to us?”

17. “Oh yeah, guess what? My dog is better than yours!”

18. “No one asked for your opinion, Susan!”

19. “Since when are bake sales so crazy?”

20. “Be myself? Really? Look where that got me so far!”

21. “Have I ever led you down the wrong path?”

22. “Magic tricks are cool and all, but have you ever seen a giraffe? Those long neck dudes are the coolest.”

23. “So, listen, when I was out last night, guess who I ran into?”

24. “Oh! I have a good idea! Kick them where it hurts!”

25. “I don’t know you very well, but I love the way your brain works.”

self-fulfilling prophecy 

i shake, i shake i love you ‘till my knees break i toss, i turn when will i ever learn? i stumble, i fall my heart’s the biggest fool of all you say i love you too i hear it as the purest truth you leave, i cry another piece of me dies this is the end you’ve taken all of me that’s left i pick the pieces up hoping next time i’ll have better luck i see you on the streets a quick glance and our eyes meet you walk over and say i’m sorry. will you let me stay? before my mind can speak my heart’s already on its knees

“I love you,” the rogue said, finally admitting their feelings.  They held the princen’s hand and held their breath, waiting for a response.

“I… will get back to you on that,” the princen said, patting the rogue’s hand gently before they pulled away and turned toward the battle that waited for them.

“Am I intimidating? Do I scare people away?”

“A little bit.”

“Only a little bit? Got to work on that.”

“You’re sounding awfully bloodthirsty for someone whose life ambition is to move to a peaceful farm somewhere far away from everything and live in idyllic bliss with your true love.”

“Ah, tell me again? It’s like music to my ears.”

“Dominos pizza has got a buy one get one free deal on.”

Boing boing boing