1. “You ate the last piece of pizza? I hope you die.”
2. “Since when are we friends? Oh, right, you needed that body to disappear.”
3. “When the moon is out, everything is silent, and when everything is silent, that’s when the world speaks volumes.”
4. “So, that was awkward.”
5. “No offense or anything, but, um, you’re crazy.”
6. “Everyone knows that, why else would I have garlic?”
7. “The Queen has spoken, your memes are dank.”
8. “When I spoke, I spoke with anger. I am sorry for telling you, you have a lopsided nostril, that was uncalled for.”
9. “I do not sound like that.”
10. “Do you even remember last night?”
11. “You punched someone twice your size? Why? Why are you so full of rage? You’re too tiny for this!”
12. “When I saw you, I knew for a fact that you were here to adopt a dog too.”
13. “The night was made for daring mistakes and fun, live a little.”
14. “Leave the moon out of this! She’s too pretty for you!”
15. “Just because I’m crazy doesn’t mean I don’t love dogs. I’m crazy, not a monster!”
16. “Whoa, dude, did that dog just speak to us?”
17. “Oh yeah, guess what? My dog is better than yours!”
18. “No one asked for your opinion, Susan!”
19. “Since when are bake sales so crazy?”
20. “Be myself? Really? Look where that got me so far!”
21. “Have I ever led you down the wrong path?”
22. “Magic tricks are cool and all, but have you ever seen a giraffe? Those long neck dudes are the coolest.”
23. “So, listen, when I was out last night, guess who I ran into?”
24. “Oh! I have a good idea! Kick them where it hurts!”
25. “I don’t know you very well, but I love the way your brain works.”
Boing boing boing
Anonymous said: Hi, thank you for all you do! I was wondering if you would have some dark quotes? I feel like there’s only light, airy ones floating around
Some of these are very negative and, well, dark, so if you’re not one for this sort of thing, please proceed warily.
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“She’s a saint with the lips of a sinner. She’s an angel with a devilish kiss.”
“If you don’t fight for what you love, you cry for what you lose.”
“I love you, as certain dark things are to be loved. In secret, between the shadow and the soul.” - Pablo Naruda
“Light is easy to love. Show me your darkness.” - R.Queen
“Hell sent us the most evil disease, and we humans called it “love” “- Conny Cernik
“You know that place between asleep and awake; that place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I will always love you. That’s where I will be waiting.” - Peter Pan
“But my dreams aren’t as empty as my conscience seems, to be. I have hours; only lonely. My love is vengeance that’s never free.”
“They told me not to play with fire, and I should’ve listened because I got burned by your soul and you left me in the ashes.”
“Until we’ve seen someone’s darkness we don’t really know who they are. Until we’ve forgiven someone’s darkness, we don’t really know what love is.” - Marianne Williamson
“We’re all searching for someone who’s demons play well with ours.”
“He saw the darkness in her beauty. She saw the beauty in his darkness.”
“I don’t really get why everything has to end. Nothing can be perfect but instead of quitting, People should try to fix their problems instead of leaving. Love is a really wonderful feeling but most people don’t know the real meaning.”
“He looked at me as if I were the only star in her darkest night and he kissed me as if I were the air that filled her lungs.”
“Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.” - Mary Oliver
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“Did I ever get a chance to say I’m proud of you?”
“Do you even want me around? ‘Cause you certainly don’t act like it.”
“Us misfits have to stick together or we’d have no one.”
“I shouldn’t be allowed to do anything when I’m this tired.”
“Look, you’re super clumsy and having you around this highly flammable project is like asking for trouble.”
“Bribing me with your cooking works every single time.”
“If we try all this again, and I lose you-”
“Hey, look at me. That isn’t going to happen, I promise. I’m not letting you go.”
Who would have known that spending two quiet nights in a room surrounded by the people I love the most would be the night my heart was broken?
“For you, I’d throw it all away. My morals, my goals, my life. I would. Please don’t ask me too.”
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“I would’ve unzipped the galaxy, unlocked the stars, and stolen the sun if it meant getting to feel her lips on mine one more time.”
“There are so many things I could do if only I dedicated myself to the process of getting there.”
“Don’t you ever get tired of being the villain?”
“I’ve let people ruin my image for too long. I’m leaving this place and things people have said about me behind.”
“It was a joke, but everyone’s taking it seriously. I don’t want to be known for that- it’s practically a lie!”
“Everyone’s been spreading that you’re a part of the mob. Is it true?”
“If there’s anything you’re known for, it’s certainly not ‘being subtle’.”
“I’m fine.”
“I know you’re not, you don’t have to-”
“I’m fine! Ok!? Can you just leave it please!?”
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“Help me? I don’t even know who you are!”