“Behind Every Great Man There Is A Good Woman … With A Knife, Ready To Kill Him And Take His Place.”

i just need some rly fluffy Jared x Evan in my life,,, if you're able to? ty !!!

Enjoy! And doesn’t everyone need a little bit of fluffy JaredxEvan once in a while?

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“Evannnnnnn,” Jared whined as he curled further into the blankets. Evan sighed as he turned towards his boyfriend. “Jar-Jared you were just up, why didn’t you tu-turn off the lights before you climbed in bed?” Evan questioned as he stared at his boyfriend’s face.

“I forgot,” Jared once again whined. Evan would not get up, no matter what Jared did or tried, he would not get up, he was comfortable, he would stay in bed. “Well that’s ju-just too bad isn’t it? If you wa-want the light turned off, luckily I can sleep with or without the light on,” Evan gave his boyfriend a sly smile and shut his eyes.

“Evannnn, if you lovee me you would get up and turn it off,” Jared pouted. Evan opened his eyes once more and shook his head. Jared’s pout was adorable but Evan had to stay strong, he would not give in. “No Jared, go to sleep with the light on,” Evan stated. He once again closed his eyes until he felt Jared shove him lightly with his feet.

“Alright! Ja-Jared remove your feet!” Evan cried as he moved away from the coldness. Jared simply shot his boyfriend a smile as Evan got up to turn off the light. Once again he’d given into what Jared wanted but Evan couldn’t say no to him. “I love you,” Jared sighed as he lazily cuddled into his boyfriend.

“I love you too,” Evan smiled, making sure to keep Jared’s feet far away from his legs.

some more domestic fluff prompts

scenarios: 

 lying on the couch on top of eachother, one combing their fingers through the other’s hair as they watch a movie 

 waking their partner up for work when they notice their alarm didn’t go off 

 alternatively: allowing their partner to sleep in because they were overworked anyway and need the rest. 

 one waking up before the other, so they make up their side of the bed and can’t help but tuck in their sleeping lover as they do so. 

 giving the other a spoonful of the meal they’re cooking to test it out, holding their hand under their chin so nothing falls. 

 one is sick, so the other heats up a blanket in the dryer to give it to them while they rest on the couch. 

 listening to music together while they both take the day to clean around the house (maybe even getting a little distracted to dance instead)

 calmly reassuring the other it’s okay when they drop a glass, gently checking their hands for any injury. 

 wiping a bit of frosting (or smth else) off of their cheek while eating and taking it for themself

 smiling across the table when their cheeks are full of food and look quite cute. 

dialogue:

 “can you turn the heat on? i’m getting cold…” 

 “you were talking about that table there being a little…bare, so i got you some flowers to put in it’s space.” 

 “stop singing into the broom and hurry so we can watch this movie!” 

 “you always fall asleep halfway into the episode.” 

 “move your blanket, i wanna lay down on your lap.” 

 “sweetheart, you look cute, but i’m gonna need the sweater.” 

 “i know we had it for dinner last night, but…” *sighs* “the things i do for you.” 

 “did you just put my hoodie in the wash?!” “yeah.” “love, my phone was in there!” 

 “come here, hold my hand.” “you’re washing the dishes.” “..i can do both…” 

 “i hope you don’t mind that i took that painting down, but i thought that picture of us looked a little better…” 

Humorous/Weird/Suggestive Writing Prompts

1) “Hey do you kn-AH! WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!” “WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?”

2) “Don’t look at me when you eat that banana. You know what that does to me.”

3) “Must you make eye contact with me while deep throating a popsicle?”

4) “Can you not moan while devouring your ice cream sundae? I’m trying to watch tv.”

5) “I’m 99.9% sure seahorses are fake.”

6) “Can fish drown?”

7) “I’m not saying I’d lick that body like an ice cream cone buuuut…”

8) “Do my lips taste like Doritos?”

9) “I don’t know who thought of eating Cheetos with chopsticks, but they’re either a genius or a coward.”

10) “Don’t go in-aaand you found my doll collection.”

11) “Damn! Mona Lisa ain’t got nothin’ on you!”

12) “So…this fruit actually came from a dragon?” (dragon fruit)

13) “My zipper got caught on my underwear and she/he/they were just helping me out!”

14) “I hear sex is the best kind of exercise.” “Both of your arms are broken. I don’t know how that’s gonna work out.”

15) “I swear, if you draw a penis on my cast, you won’t see the light of day again!”

16) “Why are you on the floor moping?” “I wasted a bowl of cereal because I didn’t know the milk went bad.”

17) “Babe, as much as I love cuddling you, I’m sick

18) “Sunglasses and a hat isn’t a disguise!”

19) “You’re the pineapple to my pizza.” “…I think we need to break up.”

20) “YOU DON’T NEED MORE BATHBOMBS! YOU ALREADY BOUGHT $200 WORTH OF THEM!”

21) “Are you really quoting that movie/show while we’re getting attacked?!”

22) “I wrote you a poem and, honestly, it’s so romantic. I just might date myself.”

23) “I can’t believe you were stupid enough to get stuck in a child’s swingset.”

24) “Um…who’s cat/dog is that?” “Wait…this isn’t yours?”

25) “I can’t believe you were about to throw down some 8 year old kid.” “They took the last bag of potato chips! What do you expect me to do?”

26) “Watermelon pizza looks absolutely disgusting…let’s try it.”

27) [wearing a viking helmet] “Hey, babe. Look! I’m a bit horny.”

28) “I shouldn’t find Jesus Christ’s adoptive father attractive, but I do.”

29) “We’re at a theme park and you wanna have a quickie?! Seriously?!”

30) “I swear to God if you don’t give me that back right now, I will guarantee that your great, great, great-grandchildren will suffer by my hand.” “..You scare me.”

Some angsty prompts for your OTP

Valentine’s Day is almost upon us and your OTP.  And not all couples are going to be happy.  So here are some angsty dialogue prompts, to help break a heart are two.

“You said forever!”

“We seemed to just always come up a little short.”

“Was loving me a joke?”

“I still love you, even after all that has happened.”

“Seven fucking years, and that’s all you have to say!”

“I was getting over you, why did you have to come back?”

“You’re not supposed to catch feelings for a bet.”

“Just this once, please stay.”

“I only ever wanted to hear that you loved me.  Was I asking to much?”

“I love you, but I have to go.”

“I hate you so much.”

“I can’t love you the way you want.”

“You were and still are my everything.”

“She was born in darkness and never really found a way to adapt to the light”

“Ah, tell me again? It’s like music to my ears.”

“Dominos pizza has got a buy one get one free deal on.”

“Calm your mind, still your hands, and silence your mouth. You’re spiraling, and I refuse to be run down by your snowballing again. Let me be your sun, babe, let me melt the ice.”

Prompt #714

“You know what you should do? Suck it up and tell her you love her.” 

“You act like it’s so simple!” 

“Or, you could just wait years and forever be nothing. Which would you prefer?” 

“I-I’m sorry, I never meant for all this to happen, I never meant-”

“Hey, shhhh it’s ok. You’re safe. I’ve got you…I’ve got you.”

“For you, I’d throw it all away. My morals, my goals, my life. I would. Please don’t ask me too.”