Humorous/Weird/Suggestive Writing Prompts

“I would’ve unzipped the galaxy, unlocked the stars, and stolen the sun if it meant getting to feel her lips on mine one more time.”

Au

Everyone has their own animal as a companion and guardian from birth until death. You discover your soulmate when your animals plays with theirs.

Alphabet Sentence Prompts!

“Aren’t you going to say you’re sorry?”

“Barman, I’ll take a glass of alcohol, preferably with an umbrella!”

"Cry me a river.”

"Dude, this smells like my mother and trust me, that’s not a compliment.”

"Evidence points towards that A is an idiot.”

"Follow me, I’m the Alpha Idiot™.”

"Good things only come from danger.”

“Hey, that’s my food!”

“I have no idea how to not die here.”

“Jenga solves everything.”

“King or not, I don’t like you.”

“Look around, see that? That’s nobody caring about your opinion.”

“Maybe… I need you.”

“Naturally, we need to get bloody here.” (B: “No.”)

“Open up, I promise you’ll feel better.”

“Please say you’re here to stay.”

“Quit looking at me, you’re making me nervous.”

“Reach out your hand, I got you.”

“Sexy. And by sexy I mean disgusting.”

“Take me home.”

“Under the bed, now!”

“Voldemort was better than you.”

“Will you stop killing my mojo!”

“Xoxo” (B: [whisperes] “…gossip girl”)

“Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said young man! Pick yourself off the ground!” (B: “Please stop quoting the YMCA”)

“Zippity zoopy, bring me that booty.”

“Dearest. Darling. Sweetheart,” the protagonist flatly recited the list of endearments the antagonist was most likely to wield in their conversations. “You’re play acting at intimacy again. God, it must be desperately lonely being you.” “Oh, love. I’m not the one play acting at anything - if I wanted to be intimate with you, baby, I’d bother to learn your name.”

“Nothing you could do. The sooner you accept that, the better off you’ll be.”

“You can’t imagine my happiness at the fact you lost.”

“All this arguing isn’t getting us anywhere.”

“Yes, let’s go explore a dark place late at night where there’s been rumors of monsters. What better way to spend my time?”

“I’m glad that you trust me so much, but I have no idea what I’m doing.”

“Make way for the glorious me! I’m here to spice up your miserable lives.”

Writing Prompt #177

“I guess I’m just not enough for anyone to care about.”

“Bullshit. Don’t let someone else’s asshole actions make you think any less of yourself.”

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Winnie the Pooh

“Just…just tell me truth, please.”

“I don’t think you want to hear it.”

Sorry to be a bother but do you have any prompts themed around bad first impressions? (I tried searching but nothing specific came up but that may be my fault 😔)

Themed Prompts: Bad First Impressions

1. Character A spills something on Character B.

2. Character A walks in on Character B doing something disgusting.

3. Character A walks into the room and all theirs things fall out of their hands.

4. Character A walks in on Character B screaming obscenities.

5. Character A hears Character B saying horrible things and doesn’t realize they are practicing lines.

6. Really awkward wrong number experience.

7. Mistaking Character A for someone else, Character B runs to them and hugs them out of nowhere.

8. …or worse, punches them.

9. Character A acusses Character B of a crime.

10. Characters meet at a costume party and one of them is wearing something embarrassing.

11. Character accidentally injures Character B.

12. Character A first hears about Character B as someone their friend/a family member doesn’t like.

13. Character A is famous. Character B accidentally comes across as an overeager fan.

14. …or has never heard of them.

15. Character A witnesses a conflict between Character B and someone else and misunderstands it.

Prompt 124

Soulmate AU where people can’t hear the sound of music until they’ve fallen in love. All other sounds can be heard but music cannot.

One day, Person A meets Person B; after multiple encounters with Person B, Person A begins to slowly hear some light noises hear and there. As their relationship (not necessarily romantic yet) with Person B progresses, Person A begins to hear all the sounds they never heard of before–and they love it.

Eventually, Person A can hear the full sound of music.

Bonus: Person A starts dancing to a song while with Person B. Person B stares on confusedly and asks A what they are doing.

“Dancing to this song.”

“What? I don’t hear anything…”

Let Person A’s heart shatter just a little bit.