Themed Prompts: Bad First Impressions

“Hey what’s wrong? You’re crying.”

“Really? Thanks for telling me I had no idea.”

“Nothing you could do. The sooner you accept that, the better off you’ll be.”

“You can’t imagine my happiness at the fact you lost.”

“All this arguing isn’t getting us anywhere.”

“Yes, let’s go explore a dark place late at night where there’s been rumors of monsters. What better way to spend my time?”

“I’m glad that you trust me so much, but I have no idea what I’m doing.”

“Make way for the glorious me! I’m here to spice up your miserable lives.”

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“You two are made for each other. Why isn’t it working?”

“See the eyes they’re making at each other? It’s going as planned.”

“I know they didn’t need my help, but honestly, I personally think they totally do.”

“If I didn’t get involved, nothing would get done!”

Prompt #731

“What is that thing?”

“A child.”

“Why is it… Excreting…”

“Those are tears dumbass.”

Dialogue Prompts

1) “Can’t you at least try?” “I am trying! I am trying so damn hard can’t you see it? Can’t you see that this is killing me too?” 

2) “I’m sorry … I should’ve said something.” 

3) “I can’t do this anymore.” 

4) “Oh love, I know it doesn’t seem like it now but it’s all going to be okay.” 

5) “What will it take to get you to believe me?” 

6) “Close your eyes, it’s okay. I’ve got you.” 

7) “I just wanted to fix it …” “Well you didn’t really do that, now did you?” 

8) “I didn’t want to hurt you.” 

9) “Do you always have to work late?” “The world of ghost hunting waits for no man!” 

10) “Listen, this is all going to sound very crazy and none of it is going to make sense but this is a matter of life and death, I need all the fiberglass cables you have right now!” “Are you the high school drama teacher?” “I was but I got fired, I really can’t explain, this is seriously a matter of life or death!” 

11) “Do you know how to dance?” “No …” “Come here, I’ll teach you. Nothing like dancing well the world is ending.” 

12) “What’s with you and fire?” “My family all perished in a fire when I was young. I was the only survivor.” “Whoa, seriously?” “No, I just don’t fucking like it, Bob.” 

13) “Don’t listen to them.” “That’s easy to say when you aren’t the one they’re yelling at.” 

14) “I need your help with something.” “On a scale of jay walking to murder how illegal is it?” “Ummm … where does flooding a senators house fall?” “Say no more, I’m in.” 

15) “I didn’t want it to be like this …” “Then why did you do it?” “I was angry.” 

16) “It’s just a school dance.” “And outer space is just a deep dark void of unknown.” “How is that relevant?” “Weren’t we talking about spaceships?” “Like four hours ago?” “Shit, I think I accidentally time traveled again.” 

17) “What circle of hell did I just walk into?” 

18) “Mom? I made a mistake, I need help …” 

19) “You should’ve called me.” “I thought you were still mad at me.” “I am! But you almost died. Almost dying tops missing a date. I’ll be mad at you later, but right now I’m here.” 

20) “Don’t ever let anyone take away your smile. That means they win.” 

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Scenario Prompts

✂️ character gets a makeover

🎁 character receives a present

🛀 character takes a bubble bath

📜 character is working on an essay

💔 character has their heart broken

🍳 character cooks dinner

🍼 character looks after a baby

🎨 character sits for a painting

⛱ character goes to a beach

🚗 character is learning to drive

“Oh god, don’t make this sentimental.” “Don’t make you asking me to marry you sentimental?”

“It’s very rude of you to make me fall in love with you. Inconsiderate, really.” 

“Not what you had in mind?”

“So inconvenient.”

“I’m not sorry.”

“…me either.”