1) “Can’t you at least try?” “I am trying! I am trying so damn hard can’t you see it? Can’t you see that this is killing me too?”
2) “I’m sorry … I should’ve said something.”
3) “I can’t do this anymore.”
4) “Oh love, I know it doesn’t seem like it now but it’s all going to be okay.”
5) “What will it take to get you to believe me?”
6) “Close your eyes, it’s okay. I’ve got you.”
7) “I just wanted to fix it …” “Well you didn’t really do that, now did you?”
8) “I didn’t want to hurt you.”
9) “Do you always have to work late?” “The world of ghost hunting waits for no man!”
10) “Listen, this is all going to sound very crazy and none of it is going to make sense but this is a matter of life and death, I need all the fiberglass cables you have right now!” “Are you the high school drama teacher?” “I was but I got fired, I really can’t explain, this is seriously a matter of life or death!”
11) “Do you know how to dance?” “No …” “Come here, I’ll teach you. Nothing like dancing well the world is ending.”
12) “What’s with you and fire?” “My family all perished in a fire when I was young. I was the only survivor.” “Whoa, seriously?” “No, I just don’t fucking like it, Bob.”
13) “Don’t listen to them.” “That’s easy to say when you aren’t the one they’re yelling at.”
14) “I need your help with something.” “On a scale of jay walking to murder how illegal is it?” “Ummm … where does flooding a senators house fall?” “Say no more, I’m in.”
15) “I didn’t want it to be like this …” “Then why did you do it?” “I was angry.”
16) “It’s just a school dance.” “And outer space is just a deep dark void of unknown.” “How is that relevant?” “Weren’t we talking about spaceships?” “Like four hours ago?” “Shit, I think I accidentally time traveled again.”
17) “What circle of hell did I just walk into?”
18) “Mom? I made a mistake, I need help …”
19) “You should’ve called me.” “I thought you were still mad at me.” “I am! But you almost died. Almost dying tops missing a date. I’ll be mad at you later, but right now I’m here.”
20) “Don’t ever let anyone take away your smile. That means they win.”
“I was going to have a nice quiet night of reading, but I guess I’ll be patching up your broken jaw instead.”
“Don’t be scared, because living in fear-”
“If you’re about to turn into a human tumblr quote, I’d rather you shut the hell up and keep walking. Besides, you’re the one that’s been squealing at every shadow.”
It’s up to one man to save the universe… But he just doesn’t fucking care.
Book lovers…
“There’s something wrong with you. There’s always something been something wrong with you”
Sorry to be a bother but do you have any prompts themed around bad first impressions? (I tried searching but nothing specific came up but that may be my fault 😔)
1. Character A spills something on Character B.
2. Character A walks in on Character B doing something disgusting.
3. Character A walks into the room and all theirs things fall out of their hands.
4. Character A walks in on Character B screaming obscenities.
5. Character A hears Character B saying horrible things and doesn’t realize they are practicing lines.
6. Really awkward wrong number experience.
7. Mistaking Character A for someone else, Character B runs to them and hugs them out of nowhere.
8. …or worse, punches them.
9. Character A acusses Character B of a crime.
10. Characters meet at a costume party and one of them is wearing something embarrassing.
11. Character accidentally injures Character B.
12. Character A first hears about Character B as someone their friend/a family member doesn’t like.
13. Character A is famous. Character B accidentally comes across as an overeager fan.
14. …or has never heard of them.
15. Character A witnesses a conflict between Character B and someone else and misunderstands it.
“Oh my god,” person A breathes, tapping their friend on the shoulder and pointing. “Who are they?”
“Hm? Oh, that’s Person B. They started working here earlier this week, I think.”
“I’m going to marry them,” Person A mumbles. “I’m going to marry them and cherish them and have an adorable honeymoon and have kids together and it’s going to be perfect.”
“Yeah, sure, good luck with that.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“See that pin they have? See it?”
“…. yeah?”
“That’s the ace flag. You ain’t getting in their pants any time soon, pal.”
“Who said anything about getting in their pants? I want to know them, and love them, and be cute with them. If sex is off the table for them, it’s off the table for me.”
“I love you,” the rogue said, finally admitting their feelings. They held the princen’s hand and held their breath, waiting for a response.
“I… will get back to you on that,” the princen said, patting the rogue’s hand gently before they pulled away and turned toward the battle that waited for them.