“If You Pick Another Fight Today, I’m Just Going To Turn Around, Go Home, And Leave You To It.”

“Calm your mind, still your hands, and silence your mouth. You’re spiraling, and I refuse to be run down by your snowballing again. Let me be your sun, babe, let me melt the ice.”

The marigolds looked beautiful, in the vase with the gold painted family, on the windowsill. The rain pounded against the window as I pressed my palm against it. I lifted the window to let the water in. It watered the plant, it watered me. The distant ring of the phone pulled me out of the crying sky. I picked it up. It was silent. I held onto it with a vice grip with my face still wet. The breathing on the other end sounded like a cry.

“Yeah,” I softly breathed, “I miss him too.”

Alphabet Sentence Prompts!

“Aren’t you going to say you’re sorry?”

“Barman, I’ll take a glass of alcohol, preferably with an umbrella!”

"Cry me a river.”

"Dude, this smells like my mother and trust me, that’s not a compliment.”

"Evidence points towards that A is an idiot.”

"Follow me, I’m the Alpha Idiot™.”

"Good things only come from danger.”

“Hey, that’s my food!”

“I have no idea how to not die here.”

“Jenga solves everything.”

“King or not, I don’t like you.”

“Look around, see that? That’s nobody caring about your opinion.”

“Maybe… I need you.”

“Naturally, we need to get bloody here.” (B: “No.”)

“Open up, I promise you’ll feel better.”

“Please say you’re here to stay.”

“Quit looking at me, you’re making me nervous.”

“Reach out your hand, I got you.”

“Sexy. And by sexy I mean disgusting.”

“Take me home.”

“Under the bed, now!”

“Voldemort was better than you.”

“Will you stop killing my mojo!”

“Xoxo” (B: [whisperes] “…gossip girl”)

“Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said young man! Pick yourself off the ground!” (B: “Please stop quoting the YMCA”)

“Zippity zoopy, bring me that booty.”

“I drive to school and you walk and I drive past you everyday and it’s below freezing and you’re still walking please just get in the damn car I’ll drive you” AU

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Dialogue Prompt 52

“Help me? I don’t even know who you are!”

Hi I’m Emily and this is my petty revenge. Two months ago I was dumped for being “too fucking fat” in my ex’s words. That moment I decided to lose weight not for him or for anyone else, but for me. My weight is something i’ve struggled with my entire life & I wanted to change that. I decided to try this fruit cleanse my bestfriend recommended. I was able to lose 33 pounds in 6 weeks with no change in diet and little exercise. It increased my metabolism and melted my fat away like wax. But calories weren’t the only thing I burned.

When I sent my ex this picture of my new body, he asked me back out. I said “no thanks…. your pencil dick is too thin” 💀💀

Angsty Dialogue Prompts

1. “I thought you said you loved me?” 2. “I wish I’d never met you.” 3. “I thought you were better than that.” 4. “I’m so sorry, there was nothing else I could do.” 5. “I didn’t mean to, it was an accident I swear!” 6. “Sorry won’t fix this.” 7. “I should have seen this coming.” 8. “What? You think I care?” 9. “I just miss him/her so much.” 10. “Please don’t leave me, not again.” 11. “My biggest regret was loving you.” 12. “Get out. Now.” 13. “I never want to see you again.” 14. “How could you do this?” 15. “You’re fucking crazy.” 16. “My heart can’t do this.” 17. “Wow, you had to go there didn’t you?” 18. “I have never hated someone as much as I hate you right now.” 19. “You broke me.” 20. “I wish I could say I hate you.” 21. “I need you to stay.” 22. “(S)He’s gone.” 23. “I am done.” 24. “Why did you love me?” 25. “I’m not okay.” 26. “You have no idea who I am.” 27. “I need you more than anything else.” 28. “I can’t take this anymore.” 29. “I’m not going to sit and watch you destroy yourself.” 30. “Did you ever love me?”

✨25 Sentence Prompts✨

1: "I think I owe you an apology"

2: "I'll take care of it"

3: "You're all I've got"

4: "Who did that to you?"

5: "Can I sit here?"

6: "Come on, you need a break"

7: "What is all that shouting about?"

8: "You don't look so good"

9: "I'm not from around here"

10: "There's no way you're getting me in /that/"

11: "Have you seen - /oh/"

12: "This is why no one wants to hang out with us"

13: "Please hide me"

14: "I'll pay you for it"

15: "I didn't expect you to say yes"

16: "I could kiss you or I could kill you"

17: "When you asked me out, this is not what I had in mind"

18: "My parents are visiting - right now"

19: "Did you do that for me?"

20: "That's a weird way to say "I love you""

21: "Don't worry, I'm right here, and I'm not leaving"

22: "I think this person is following, please walk me home"

23: "I don't need your attitude"

24: "When did you get so ____?"

25: "It just sort of happened"

The zombie apocalypse has begun. Only, instead of grunting, the zombies all constantly sing the last song they heard before they died. Surprisingly, many of them sound quite good.