Alphabet Sentence Prompts!

“I can’t remember the last time we had a moment alone.”

“Oh? Been thinking about me?”

“Well-”

“Oh gross! My eyes!”

“Knock next time!”

“Calm your mind, still your hands, and silence your mouth. You’re spiraling, and I refuse to be run down by your snowballing again. Let me be your sun, babe, let me melt the ice.”

Prompt #331

“Hi.”

“Hi? I have to find out that my dad is not my real dad, that I was living a lie my whole life and that my father is a strange man and then I meet the strange man and everything he has to say is ‘Hi’?”

“I was scared you were going to confront me.”

“Do you know how ruined my sleep schedule is now?”

“That’s not a very nice thing to do, but I’m not a very nice person.”

“I know what you’re trying to do. Stop.”

“Yeah, sure, just waltz right in. You were totally welcome.”

“If I want to go swimming in the trash heap that is my room, I will, thank you very much.”

Random One Line Prompts

- “You made me cookies?” - “Everything we stand for ment nothing after all.” - “You stole what?” - “You aren’t pathetic.” - “A dragon ate your homework?” - “I was suppose die you dumb ass!” - “You looked at me differently.” - “You work at a zoo now? Neat.” - “I’m being dead serious. I’m a vampire.” - “I’m not pregnant!” - “So instead of being normal, you started a revolution?” - “You found a child?” - “Oh c'mon you would have murdered that guy too.” - “The stars are pretty tonight, aren’t they?” - “You ever seen something as cool as this?” - “You never did understand the concept of being wrong.” - “So wait- hold up- you’re a mermaid?” - “I thought you were dead!” - “I know you love me and all but stop threatening the doctor.” - “How. THE FUCK. Are you- so motherfucking tall?” - “Did you just? You just- oh my god!” - “Everywhere I go there is this crow! I’m telling you!” - “ You fell in love with a vampire prince and didn’t bother to tell me?” - “I shit you not.” - “You? You know how to shoot a gun?” - “My man, I am high as a kite right now.” - “You aren’t leaving here without telling me who hurt you so I can take out a can of whoop ass and unleash it on their ass!” - “You just kissed me.” - “But you hate avocados.” - “I may be a vampire but I am a vampire of the sun, not the moon.” - “Hold up- just stop- just- what are you actually doing? It’s 2 AM!”

“Hey what’s wrong? You’re crying.”

“Really? Thanks for telling me I had no idea.”

“Sometimes I miss it. The power, the rush. The feeling of being unstoppable. But that was just that. Power. You’re my future.”

OTP Prompts #2

1.

A: “Let’s just forget this ever happened.”

B: “Agreed. But if we’re caught, you’re taking the blame.”

A: “This was your idea!”

2.

A: “Hey–it’s okay, what’s wrong?”

B: “I’m sorry–I just thought something had happened to you. I don’t know what I would do …”

A: “I’m fine; I’m right here, see? Everything’s okay.”

3.

A: “Is that my shirt?”

B: “Uh . . . maybe?”

A: “… you look better in it, anyway.”

4.

A: “Hey–what the hell! You can’t just barge in here like that!”

B: “… Did you seriously just throw a ninja star at me?”

A: “It’s your fault for interrupting me! I was practicing my aim!”

B: “No kidding–you missed me by a mile.”

A: “Get. Out!”

5.

A: “Ugh, kill me.”

B: “What’s wrong now?”

A: “Does something have to be wrong whenever I want to die?”

B: “Generally, yes.”

A: “… I’m bored.”

6.

A: “You make some cute noises in your sleep.”

B: “W-what? Why were you watching me sleep? And besides–I don’t talk in my sleep and I never have!”

A: “Never said nothin’ about talking, sweetheart. Maybe some … moans.”

B: “ … I am going to kill you.”

7.

A: “Do you ever think about . . . space?”

B: “. . . Are you high?”

A: “… Very.”

8.

A: “I don’t dance.”

B: “Aw, c’mon! It’ll be fun!”

A: “I’m serious–I will embarrass you and the entirety of the human race in the process.”

B: “You can’t be that bad.”

A: “Oh, believe me, I am.”

9.

A: “Uh-oh.”

B: “You broke it!”

A: “No–this is your fault!”

B: “C’s going to kill you!”

A: “This was your idea, jackass!”

10.

A: “Hey–are you listening to me?”

B: “What? I can’t hear you from down there.”

A: “I AM NOT THAT SHORT, YOU JERK!”

B: “Oh, I can hear you now. And yes, you really are.”

Sweet OTP Things

Give me more sweet OTP things.

Give me more of Person A nuzzling into Person B’s neck because they’re cold and tired, and Person B m e l t i n g.

Give me more slow dancing with no music, arms wrapped tightly around each other, breaths mingling.

Give me more of Person A playing with Person B’s fingers because they’re bored, tracing the skin, examining the scars.

Give me more soft kisses, lips barely touching, just chaste little things that leave both parties irrationally breathless.

Give me more humming in the kitchen, making brownies at 3 AM for no reason at all.

Give me more holding hands, that simple act nearly overwhelming one or both of them, thumbs stroking over knuckles, fingers interlacing.

Give me more of Person A helping Person B with simple tasks, like brushing their hair, or putting on jewelry, where it’s obviously an excuse to be close to each other, but neither are complaining. 

Give me more picking out baby names, painting nurseries, and cradling their children.

Angst can be fun, and of course, passionate make-outs have their place, but please, I beg of you, GIVE ME MORE SWEET OTP MOMENTS!

“If you get arrested, I don’t know you.”