“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”
“We only want to borrow the bar.”
“You said I’d have proper training!”
“No! I’m tired of doing what you say.“
"You must find it before the others do.”
“You’re too good for this world.”
“Oh my God. You’re in love with her/him.”
“Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”
“I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!”
“Go and live with her/him, then! See if I care.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“I’m ready to try again, if you are?”
“If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything.”
“Do you think he/she crashed the car on purpose?”
“Is that my sweater/shirt?”
“If only I’d just gone over when she/he called.”
“You must find it before the others do.”
“I think the room is bugged.”
“That’s starting to get annoying”
“The landlord changed the locks.”
“You’re cute when you’re sleepy”
“I did a pregnancy test.“
"You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“It’s cute when you blush.”
“How long have you been standing there?”
“You’re seriously a man-child.”
“Is there alcohol?”
“I told you, no more pets.”
“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”
“Are you coming to bed?”
“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”
“I’m kind of a big deal.”
“I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?”
“A smart alec witch, how original.”
“I have to take you to the doctor.”
“You were meant to be watching him/her!”
“Well, this is where I live.”
“You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
“I’m late.”
“I’m early.”
“Get out of the shower!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“Oh yes. We’re on.”
“The library is free.”
“You gotta get us a decent place.”
“Well, someone should sue them.”
“Can I ask you something?”
“When I’m as far away from you as possible.”
“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”
“Oh God, he’s serious.”
“Whatever your problem is with me, you’re going to have to get over it for now.”
“Of course I have a heart … in a jar somewhere.”
❤️
Here’s an aesthetic mini set for some inspiration:
It is so strange to think of last year. This time last year I was crying on my bedroom floor This time last year I didn’t know what to do This time last year I didn’t think I’d be okay And this year I am here I am not completely okay I am not sure where I am going or what I am doing But I know This time next year I will still be here.
Years// 27 October 2016 (via the-invisible-museum)
The zombie apocalypse has begun. Only, instead of grunting, the zombies all constantly sing the last song they heard before they died. Surprisingly, many of them sound quite good.
“If we try all this again, and I lose you-”
“Hey, look at me. That isn’t going to happen, I promise. I’m not letting you go.”
“Do you want a compliment?”
“Not particularly, no.”
“Well I’m gonna give you one anyway.”
“No words in any language could express the utter self-loathing that escapes from my every pore.”
This is mad cute 😂
edit: found the site for y’all Under Lucky Stars