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“Don’t let anyone dictate how you live your life. Chances are they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing either.”

“Thanks…Grandma, but I don’t think that’s the best advice to share with your 12 and 16-year-old grandchildren.”

“There is no best advice, child. I’m only telling you what I did. Your parent’s generation failed you so it’s up to you to teach you. The first lesson is to pay attention to any and everything. The second lesson is to revise what you learned from the first lesson. Just pay attention and raise yourselves. Things won’t always be this easy and I won’t always be here to make it any less.”

“I drive to school and you walk and I drive past you everyday and it’s below freezing and you’re still walking please just get in the damn car I’ll drive you” AU

- (@narcissisticfelix)

i just need some rly fluffy Jared x Evan in my life,,, if you're able to? ty !!!

Enjoy! And doesn’t everyone need a little bit of fluffy JaredxEvan once in a while?

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“Evannnnnnn,” Jared whined as he curled further into the blankets. Evan sighed as he turned towards his boyfriend. “Jar-Jared you were just up, why didn’t you tu-turn off the lights before you climbed in bed?” Evan questioned as he stared at his boyfriend’s face.

“I forgot,” Jared once again whined. Evan would not get up, no matter what Jared did or tried, he would not get up, he was comfortable, he would stay in bed. “Well that’s ju-just too bad isn’t it? If you wa-want the light turned off, luckily I can sleep with or without the light on,” Evan gave his boyfriend a sly smile and shut his eyes.

“Evannnn, if you lovee me you would get up and turn it off,” Jared pouted. Evan opened his eyes once more and shook his head. Jared’s pout was adorable but Evan had to stay strong, he would not give in. “No Jared, go to sleep with the light on,” Evan stated. He once again closed his eyes until he felt Jared shove him lightly with his feet.

“Alright! Ja-Jared remove your feet!” Evan cried as he moved away from the coldness. Jared simply shot his boyfriend a smile as Evan got up to turn off the light. Once again he’d given into what Jared wanted but Evan couldn’t say no to him. “I love you,” Jared sighed as he lazily cuddled into his boyfriend.

“I love you too,” Evan smiled, making sure to keep Jared’s feet far away from his legs.

It’s up to one man to save the universe… But he just doesn’t fucking care.

“Ah, yes. That’s something I would love to do with my boyfriend if he hadn’t run off to try and destroy the world. Not that I’m bitter.”

“Look, the number of murders I’ve committed has no bearing on my desire for human companionship and the amount of cuddling I should receive.”

This doesn’t mean anything She tells herself Over and over It’s static Meaningless words She knows it’s a lie It means everything Everything she does means something Even turning on the light The light The light The light Four times Eight times Twenty-four times And closing the door The door The door The door Again and again It all means something It didn’t feel right the first So she’ll do it again On Off On Off Her phone is going to get messed up On Off She doesn’t care On It didn’t feel right Off Turn this off Make it stop Stop Stop Stop

Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“God, it’s gorgeous out here.” “Won’t be so gorgeous if you fall forty feet and slam into the pavement.”

Writing Prompts

“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”

“We only want to borrow the bar.”

“You said I’d have proper training!”

“No! I’m tired of doing what you say.“

"You must find it before the others do.”

“You’re too good for this world.”

“Oh my God. You’re in love with her/him.”

“Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”

“It’s your turn to make dinner.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”

“I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”

“I swear, I’m not crazy!”

“Go and live with her/him, then! See if I care.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“I’m ready to try again, if you are?”

“If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything.”

“Do you think he/she crashed the car on purpose?”

“Is that my sweater/shirt?”

“If only I’d just gone over when she/he called.”

“You must find it before the others do.”

“I think the room is bugged.”

“That’s starting to get annoying”

“The landlord changed the locks.”

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy”

“I did a pregnancy test.“

"You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“It’s cute when you blush.”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“You’re seriously a man-child.”

“Is there alcohol?”

“I told you, no more pets.”

“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”

“Are you coming to bed?”

“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”

“I’m kind of a big deal.”

“I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?”

“A smart alec witch, how original.”

“I have to take you to the doctor.”

“You were meant to be watching him/her!”

  “Well, this is where I live.”

“You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”

“I’m late.”

“I’m early.”

“Get out of the shower!”

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“Oh yes. We’re on.”

“The library is free.”

“You gotta get us a decent place.”

“Well, someone should sue them.”

“Can I ask you something?”

“When I’m as far away from you as possible.”

“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”

“Oh God, he’s serious.”