“Did I ever get a chance to say I’m proud of you?”
“Do you even want me around? ‘Cause you certainly don’t act like it.”
“Us misfits have to stick together or we’d have no one.”
“I shouldn’t be allowed to do anything when I’m this tired.”
“Look, you’re super clumsy and having you around this highly flammable project is like asking for trouble.”
“Bribing me with your cooking works every single time.”
“There’s something wrong with you. There’s always something been something wrong with you”
“Look, I know your moral compass is extremely atrophied, but this is, like, the worst thing you could have possibly done in this situation.”
I am more of a beast than human, more drunk than sober, more of anarchy than order, more of a scoundrel than a saint more of a fallen than an angel, but she loved all of my darkness, so I gave her what’s left of my light.
Daniel Saint (via wordsnstuff)
“Why do we find ourselves in these situations so often?”
“I know who I’m blaming and it’s not me.”
“It was too good to be true, but alas, this is how it was meant to be. Was that dramatic enough?”
“That shouldn’t be able to happen.”
“You scared me. What have I told you about sneaking around like that?”
“I kind of want to know, but I also kind of don’t.”
1) A song, a notebook, a broken necklace
2) A spilt glass of red wine, sarcasm, one or two “accidental murders
3) A sliver, a bridge, summer
4) Water, a dark forest, a bedtime story
5) A sign, a world in ruins, a spark
6) A protest, a child, a ring
7) A bus out of town, midnight, time travel
8) Scars, a globe, a letter
9) A cupcake, a zombie, some glitter
10) A camera, a ghost, childhood friends reunited
“I…care about you. More than you know. More than I’m willing to admit.”
“Whatever your problem is with me, you’re going to have to get over it for now.”
“You’re sounding awfully bloodthirsty for someone whose life ambition is to move to a peaceful farm somewhere far away from everything and live in idyllic bliss with your true love.”
A: “Let’s just forget this ever happened.”
B: “Agreed. But if we’re caught, you’re taking the blame.”
A: “This was your idea!”
A: “Hey–it’s okay, what’s wrong?”
B: “I’m sorry–I just thought something had happened to you. I don’t know what I would do …”
A: “I’m fine; I’m right here, see? Everything’s okay.”
A: “Is that my shirt?”
B: “Uh . . . maybe?”
A: “… you look better in it, anyway.”
A: “Hey–what the hell! You can’t just barge in here like that!”
B: “… Did you seriously just throw a ninja star at me?”
A: “It’s your fault for interrupting me! I was practicing my aim!”
B: “No kidding–you missed me by a mile.”
A: “Get. Out!”
A: “Ugh, kill me.”
B: “What’s wrong now?”
A: “Does something have to be wrong whenever I want to die?”
B: “Generally, yes.”
A: “… I’m bored.”
A: “You make some cute noises in your sleep.”
B: “W-what? Why were you watching me sleep? And besides–I don’t talk in my sleep and I never have!”
A: “Never said nothin’ about talking, sweetheart. Maybe some … moans.”
B: “ … I am going to kill you.”
A: “Do you ever think about . . . space?”
B: “. . . Are you high?”
A: “… Very.”
A: “I don’t dance.”
B: “Aw, c’mon! It’ll be fun!”
A: “I’m serious–I will embarrass you and the entirety of the human race in the process.”
B: “You can’t be that bad.”
A: “Oh, believe me, I am.”
A: “Uh-oh.”
B: “You broke it!”
A: “No–this is your fault!”
B: “C’s going to kill you!”
A: “This was your idea, jackass!”
A: “Hey–are you listening to me?”
B: “What? I can’t hear you from down there.”
A: “I AM NOT THAT SHORT, YOU JERK!”
B: “Oh, I can hear you now. And yes, you really are.”