“Look, I Know Your Moral Compass Is Extremely Atrophied, But This Is, Like, The Worst Thing You Could

Hey it's the Disney anon! Yeah I meant sort of live action BATB cause I love the Bucky fic you did😊 So if it's something you'd be happy to write for can I request a reader x gaston fic where they grew up together and she is in love with him but is convinced it isn't mutual & that he deserves better so doesn't tell him. Another guy asks her out & she accepts cause she thinks she should move on if gaston will never love her. But Gaston actually gets super jealous/possessive. Hope it's ok thanks❤

Pairing: Gaston x Reader Fandom: Disney ; Beauty and the Beast (2017)Warnings: /

A/N: asdfghjkl, I’m so glad you send me this request, I literally grinned so hard when I got it! I don’t normally post two things a day, but I literally had the easiest time writing this. This prompt gave me so much inspiration that I just typed it in one go and I’m actually quite happy with how it turned out. I hope you like it as well and if you have any other gaston x reader request please send them my way. I LOVE writing for him and the reader. (added Gaston to my fandoms list)

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“You’restaring again,” LeFou, who had seemingly sneaked up on you,whispered.

Youblinked a few times to break the spell you were under before andturned around, wanting to convince him that, no, you weren’t staringat Gaston like a fool in love. 

But the look he threw you was enoughto know that it wouldn’t work on him.

“It’snot like I don’t understand. And I’m certainly not the one to judgeyou,” he winked at you and you had to laugh a little. “But what Idon’t understand is why you don’t tell him. You’ve known eachother for so long..”

“OhLeFou. If only it were so easy. Look at him..-” he was currentlychasing Belle again. “He doesn’t feel the same and I doubt he everwill. He needs a woman who cooks for him and plays the good wife. Youand me both know that I’m not that kind of woman.”

“Neitheris Belle! Which is why he fancies her! So what makes you different?”

“I’ma huntress, LeFou. Belle and me are completely the opposite. If she’s his type then I’m most certainly not.”

“She’s beautiful. That’s why she’s his type. And do I need to remind you of your beauty?”

Yousighed and turned around to face your friend, smiling a little, thenhugging him.

Inthe meantime, Gaston gave up for today in chasing Belle andapproached the two of you.

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Humorous/Weird/Suggestive Writing Prompts

1) “Hey do you kn-AH! WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!” “WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?”

2) “Don’t look at me when you eat that banana. You know what that does to me.”

3) “Must you make eye contact with me while deep throating a popsicle?”

4) “Can you not moan while devouring your ice cream sundae? I’m trying to watch tv.”

5) “I’m 99.9% sure seahorses are fake.”

6) “Can fish drown?”

7) “I’m not saying I’d lick that body like an ice cream cone buuuut…”

8) “Do my lips taste like Doritos?”

9) “I don’t know who thought of eating Cheetos with chopsticks, but they’re either a genius or a coward.”

10) “Don’t go in-aaand you found my doll collection.”

11) “Damn! Mona Lisa ain’t got nothin’ on you!”

12) “So…this fruit actually came from a dragon?” (dragon fruit)

13) “My zipper got caught on my underwear and she/he/they were just helping me out!”

14) “I hear sex is the best kind of exercise.” “Both of your arms are broken. I don’t know how that’s gonna work out.”

15) “I swear, if you draw a penis on my cast, you won’t see the light of day again!”

16) “Why are you on the floor moping?” “I wasted a bowl of cereal because I didn’t know the milk went bad.”

17) “Babe, as much as I love cuddling you, I’m sick

18) “Sunglasses and a hat isn’t a disguise!”

19) “You’re the pineapple to my pizza.” “…I think we need to break up.”

20) “YOU DON’T NEED MORE BATHBOMBS! YOU ALREADY BOUGHT $200 WORTH OF THEM!”

21) “Are you really quoting that movie/show while we’re getting attacked?!”

22) “I wrote you a poem and, honestly, it’s so romantic. I just might date myself.”

23) “I can’t believe you were stupid enough to get stuck in a child’s swingset.”

24) “Um…who’s cat/dog is that?” “Wait…this isn’t yours?”

25) “I can’t believe you were about to throw down some 8 year old kid.” “They took the last bag of potato chips! What do you expect me to do?”

26) “Watermelon pizza looks absolutely disgusting…let’s try it.”

27) [wearing a viking helmet] “Hey, babe. Look! I’m a bit horny.”

28) “I shouldn’t find Jesus Christ’s adoptive father attractive, but I do.”

29) “We’re at a theme park and you wanna have a quickie?! Seriously?!”

30) “I swear to God if you don’t give me that back right now, I will guarantee that your great, great, great-grandchildren will suffer by my hand.” “..You scare me.”

Imagine Your OTP

Imagine Person A absolutely loving to cook.

Person B comes home every day to warm, delicious meals, usually of two or more courses.

Bonus if Person B didn’t have a happy childhood, and has never experienced something like this before.

This is mad cute 😂

edit: found the site for y’all Under Lucky Stars

Hi I’m Emily and this is my petty revenge. Two months ago I was dumped for being “too fucking fat” in my ex’s words. That moment I decided to lose weight not for him or for anyone else, but for me. My weight is something i’ve struggled with my entire life & I wanted to change that. I decided to try this fruit cleanse my bestfriend recommended. I was able to lose 33 pounds in 6 weeks with no change in diet and little exercise. It increased my metabolism and melted my fat away like wax. But calories weren’t the only thing I burned.

When I sent my ex this picture of my new body, he asked me back out. I said “no thanks…. your pencil dick is too thin” 💀💀

Hi there! I was wondering if you had anything for childhood best friends who grow up and realize they're in love? I've been looking everywhere but nothing has really tickled my fancy! Thanks so much!

Themed Prompts: Childhood Best Friends Realize They are in Love

1. They haven’t seen each other for an extended period of time and seeing each other again, sparks fly.

2. They go through old pictures, all nostalgic, and realization comes.

3. One of them starts seeing someone else. Cue jealousy.

4. Everyone assumes they are a couple already. 

5. One of them is trying to find a relationship for the other and in the process realizes they are perfect for each other.

6. Fake dating! (This is my all-time favorite trope.)

7. They decide to get married because convenience.

8. Someone asks one of them to list the good things about the other.

9. They are separated for some time and just exchange letters/calls and it’s like getting to know each other all over again.

10. They are playing lovers in a play/movie.

11. They move in together and that changes their dynamic.

12. Truth or Dare. Spin the Bottle. 7 Minutes in Heaven… You know what I’m getting at.

13. They are forced to take care of an animal or a child together.

14. Magical means reveal what they mean to each other.

15. Kissing practice.

“Behind every great man there is a good woman … with a knife, ready to kill him and take his place.”

“How am I stealing if it was mine all along?”

“You weren’t meant to see me. I shouldn’t be visible to you.”

"Welcome to your new family. The one you didn’t want, but needed.”

“I don’t like doing all this work for nothing. You owe me.”

“You should know better than to come to me.”

“Why are you so against making things easier for yourself?”

“I’m fine.”

“I know you’re not, you don’t have to-”

“I’m fine! Ok!? Can you just leave it please!?”