1: “Please don’t leave me. I’m a work in progress but I’m trying.”
2: “Do you know who I am?” “You’re a monster.”
3: “You know, you’re really cute when you sleep.”
4: “If I could go back and do it all over, I would. Anything to get you back.”
5: “You’re gorgeous. This doesn’t change my opinion of you.”
6: “If you ever touch her again, I swear, you will wish all I did was hit you.”
7: “Stop tickling me before I rip your fingers off!”
8: “Rings on or off, baby?”
9: “I need you in every shape of the word. I need you emotionally, physically and at this exact moment, sexually too.”
10: “Stay away from me!”
11: “You are not wearing that out. I will rip it off of you.”
12: “How about I take you under the table right now, with my fingers?” “My parents are coming!” “Guess you’ll have to be quiet then..”
13: “New plan: we keep her alive and sell her organs. You can get a lot of money for kidneys.” “No! You weren’t supposed to kidnap her in the first place! Take her back, now.”
14: “So you’re saying you don’t want to have sex with me?”
15: “You disobeyed me.” “I know but-“ “No buts- you deliberately disobeyed me.”
16: “You could have gotten yourself killed!” “But.. I didn’t?”
17: “He’s the opposite of friendly. He’s unfriendly. As in, don’t be friends with him.”
18: “What did I say?” “You told me to behave.” “What did you do?” “The exact opposite.”
19: “Honestly, I only ask for your help because it’s so cute when you try.”
20: “You know, you’re adorable when you’re mad.” “I can literally kill you.”
21: “Hey, I know being evil is kind of your thing and all, but do you think you could like, not, for just a few days. I’m exhausted. I havent slept in like three days because i’ve been kept up with your schemes. I have three assignments due and you’re not helping. Do you think you could give me a break, just this once?”
22: “That was a great ‘being a hero’ speech, why are you telling me, the bad guy, it?”
23: “Why do you have a basketball? What is a basketball going to do?!” “It’ll hit you!”
24: “You need to sleep.” “Fuck no!” “You can sleep willingly or I can choke you until you pass out. You’ll enjoy either.”
25: “This is the person that took everything from me and I can’t let them take you too.”
“Don’t listen to them, please. Try and shut them out. They’re not real, this isn’t real.”
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Oh, in that case BTW, can we have some anxious first kiss prompts?
“What if I’m so terrible, you’ll never want to kiss me again?”
“Whatever happens, don’t make fun of me.”
“I barely even know what to do.”
“So, uh, who moves first? I should probably close my eyes, too.”
via weheartit
“Nothing you could do. The sooner you accept that, the better off you’ll be.”
“You can’t imagine my happiness at the fact you lost.”
“All this arguing isn’t getting us anywhere.”
“Yes, let’s go explore a dark place late at night where there’s been rumors of monsters. What better way to spend my time?”
“I’m glad that you trust me so much, but I have no idea what I’m doing.”
“Make way for the glorious me! I’m here to spice up your miserable lives.”
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“Help me? I don’t even know who you are!”
“No, you don’t deserve ice cream!”
“Please stop calling it your lair.”
“I want a lion.”
“I’ll be the guard dog.”
“Do you HATE happiness?!“
"Okay, I got a pla- oh."
"What are your thoughts on giraffes in turtlenecks?”
“ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY BONKERS?!"
"’We’re not going to die’? We’re not going to die?! Well it bloody feels like we’re about to die!”
“At least breathe in between bites!”
“You’re strangely nonchalant for someone who almost died a minute ago.”
“Who are these people?!”
“That was definitely my finest hour.”
“You are not going to have a good day.”
“Use the little scanny thing.”
“Ow, you shot me in the face!”
“Behind you!”
“Listen, it’s for science.”
“I didn’t even have to do anything.”
“Dude, this is romantic as fuck.”
“I’m in your mind…” “Great, just what I needed, more useless crap in there.”
“Anyone want to sing along?”
“I can save you.” “No, you can’t.”
“I don’t want to be rude, but you’re here to do an actual job.”
“Are you humming?” “It’s my theme song, I need it for confidence!”
“Let’s talk dirty to each other.” “Babe… we’re at work. Remember? Professional. Behavior. Please.”
“That looks infected.” “It’s fine.” “You’re dying.” “Well… that’s fine too.”
“Crickety crack, that’s really wack.”
Book lovers…
“She stood in the dark, wood panelled hallway and stared at the door in front of her. It was slightly ajar and warm light spilled out onto the rich carpet and over her feet. She inhaled slowly, reached forward and pushed the door open.”
“I told you that I’d come back to collect your debts.”
“Do you have to play your music so loudly? My head’s killin’ me.”
“This was decided for us way before we even knew about it.”
“How about instead of arguing with the sirens, we go somewhere less dangerous?”
“I knew since the beginning. I just didn’t want to say anything and ruin it for you.”
“I promised them I’d never stop looking, no matter what it takes.”
how to be a true YEARNER (jk yearn how u want)
⇴ person a watching person b trail further and further off, and person a is frozen in place. person b—though walking away—seems closer than ever through person a's gaze
⇴ being completely hyper-focused on a book, yet every page, every beautiful metaphor reminds person a of person b
⇴ you two are both lying next to each other and you feel asleep. the person next to you has to try their hardest to resist the urge to reach out and touch you. just one stroke of the cheek is all the desire—the chance to have their hands brush across your soft skin.
⇴ "i just can't do it man" "do what?" "i can't just sit in front of them and act like everything's normal. i want more, but i know that it would be wrong to have it. but i need them. i feel crazy—am i crazy?"
⇴ person a keeps thinking about person b, even though they've only met once. once their eyes meet person b's, everything slows. nothing else matters except for the smile on their face. something clicked.
⇴ "have i ever told you that you were the one thing that just made sense?" "no, but go on." and the other person malfunctions because... well where do they start. how do they go about this w/o rambling, or letting their true feelings out?
⇴ the constant need to reach out. the constant need to grab their hand, rub their arm, and put your head on their shoulder.
⇴ wanting to know everything about them—little or big: their daily schedule, what shampoo they use, whether they are feeling the same as you. any crumb of information would be satisfactory
⇴ anxiously bouncing your knee in hopes that you can see them and have a conversation. finding any excuse to come up and talk. you just want to see them and have your eyes fall on their silhouette.
⇴ they laugh at something you said, and the melodious sound of their chuckle carries around the room, gracing your ears. now, you start planning another joke, hoping to hear that warm sound again.
⇴ "i don't think i can hide it anymore. how it's like my heart is on the verge of a heart attack when you text me. how i've delved into all your favorite movies, books, and tv shows ever since you've told me about them. how i wanted to be close to you—not just physically."
⇴ "i kept doing all these things just to see if you would do them with me. i really wanted you to be there with me."
⇴ the way that everything is fine and under control until they take one look at your lips.
⇴ "you're doing that thing by the way. when you lie to make someone feel better? you bite the inside of your bottom lip and nod, then you make this really pitying look with your eyes. like a squinty thing." "...wow"