Ten Dialogue Prompts - 17

Who would have known that spending two quiet nights in a room surrounded by the people I love the most would be the night my heart was broken?

Sorry to be a bother but do you have any prompts themed around bad first impressions? (I tried searching but nothing specific came up but that may be my fault 😔)

Themed Prompts: Bad First Impressions

1. Character A spills something on Character B.

2. Character A walks in on Character B doing something disgusting.

3. Character A walks into the room and all theirs things fall out of their hands.

4. Character A walks in on Character B screaming obscenities.

5. Character A hears Character B saying horrible things and doesn’t realize they are practicing lines.

6. Really awkward wrong number experience.

7. Mistaking Character A for someone else, Character B runs to them and hugs them out of nowhere.

8. …or worse, punches them.

9. Character A acusses Character B of a crime.

10. Characters meet at a costume party and one of them is wearing something embarrassing.

11. Character accidentally injures Character B.

12. Character A first hears about Character B as someone their friend/a family member doesn’t like.

13. Character A is famous. Character B accidentally comes across as an overeager fan.

14. …or has never heard of them.

15. Character A witnesses a conflict between Character B and someone else and misunderstands it.

Pick Up Limes - Peter Maximoff x Reader

Imagine Peter having a Crush on You but he doesn’t know what to do other than lots and lots of cheesy pick up lines. (Requested by anon)

(I’m tumblr trash shhhh)

“Hey. (Y/n).” There was a whizz and suddenly Peter was sitting - or rather lying- on the desk which you’d been doing your homework on.

“Hello.” You said with a slight laugh, “What are you doing, Peter?”

“No, but you could be.” He winked cheesily, sliding off your desk. 

“What-” Oh, doing Peter. 

He laughed, “Sorry, I’m not very good at this.”

“At doing yourself?” You teased.

He rolled his eyes, “You’re just as bad, Missy.”

“Oh, and you would know I suppose?” You leaned forward, on your elbow on your desk.

Peter glanced around and then with a whoosh, he was gone. 

Walking down the hallway of the mansion the next morning you were suddenly stopped by Peter standing in front of you.

“Hello.” You said hesitantly.

“We have Chemistry right?” He suddenly blurted.

“As our next class?”

“Um yeah sure. See you when we have chemistry!” And he was gone, his hands leaving your shoulders as fast as they’d appeared there.

When you arrived in your next class with Peter he came to apologise to you.

“Hey (Y/n). Sorry about earlier. I’m feeling a bit off today.” He paused and then a grin spread over his features, “But you definitely turn me-” He broke off laughing. “I’m sorry I can’t do this.”

He vanished again, leaving you standing in the corridor again, as confused as ever. 

It was when you were sitting out on the grass with some friends, doing your homework and just talking when Peter next appeared.

You saw him out of the corner of your eye. He seemed to be slowly making his way over to you and his friends but he kept stopping to pick something up. Or somethings.

As he got closer you realised they were limes. He saw you and waved, dropping all the limes.

“Oh my god.” You muttered, getting up and running over to him to help.

“I’m sorry.” He said, being very clumsy with the limes. 

“It’s ok-”

Peter suddenly looked up at you, locking eyes. “Sorry. I’m bad at pick up limes.”

You stared at him, the smile spreading across your lips, before you grabbed him by the collar, pressing his lips to yours. You felt him smile before he kissed you back, dropping all the limes around you. 

When you pulled away, unable to keep the grin off your face, Peter smirked at you. “So uh.. hey, will you go out with me then?”

“Yes you dork.”

And he kissed you again.

Ashley's Alphabetical Prompts

“At least you weren’t stabbed, because hello, I am bleeding.”

“Before you say that, let me pretend to be listening to music.”

“Can I make you stay?”

“Don’t touch that! You never listen!”

“Even I can see that, and I’m blind.”

“For once in your life, can you just not mess this up?”

“Great, fantastic, I’m so amazingly happy.”

“How about we scratch your plan and do this instead?”

“Imagine this, a world where fries fell from the sky. Cool, right?”

“Just kidding, I really don’t care.”

“Kill me, go ahead, don’t be upset if some very bitter people come after you, though.”

“Like, what if I did love you?”

“Man, I’m getting tired of this saving the world bullshit.”

“Nope. That’s a nope from me, goodbye.”

“Oh well, don’t mind me, I’m just enjoying the show.”

“Please, spare me the tears. I know where this is going, I’ll help you.”

“Queens don’t cry, remember?”

“Right then, that’s when I realized I was screwed.”

“So…who’s up for food?”

“Thank you, for you know, stopping him.”

“Ursula! From that Disney movie, The Little Mermaid? That’s who you look like.”

“Very glad you felt the need to share that quite personal information with me.”

“Where in the hell is my sister?”

“Xylophones are my comfort instrument.”

“You are the light of my life.”

“Zebras are such a cool animal, am I right? The stripes are on point.”

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“Oh, were you talking to me? Do you think you even have the right to?”

“What can I say? I’m good at what I do.”

“I wasn’t exactly telling you what to do. They were just suggestions that you so happened to go with.”

“I don’t care what you have to say to me, but if I so much as hear one bad thing about them coming from your mouth, you’ll be sorry.”

“The taste of glory is sweet and I want to experience it again. Will you help me?”

“Trust me when I say you do not want to go in there. For good reason, I assure you.”

Prompt #125

“I love you.”

“Why? I literally tried to kill you yesterday?”

“I would’ve unzipped the galaxy, unlocked the stars, and stolen the sun if it meant getting to feel her lips on mine one more time.”

“Your mother wouldn’t have wanted this!”

“You’re right. She would have done much worse.”

A often texts C long paragraphs of just fluff and cuteness about their significant other, person B, and C loves it but jFC they should be telling B this. So C screenshots all the paragraphs and forwards them to B, but C fucks it up somehow and posts it all on the Internet and A is horrified because some of those are perceivably creepy and B has no idea it’s A talking about them. So B shows the screenshots to A, saying things like,“Damn need me a freak like that.” And A tells them it’s all their texts with actual proof and B is utterly wordless but then suddenly pulls A into a tight hug.

A beat of silence.

“I love you.”