Latest Posts by avaincorrectquoter - Page 3

*gang is chilling in the house*

*knocking at the door*

Second: Was Purple supposed to come over today?

Green: I don't think so-

*loud boom*

Dark, walking through where the door just was: We're here!

Second: Oh, hi Dark! Hi Chosen and Vic!

Yellow: What happened to the door?

Dark: APRIL FOOLS!

Yellow: BURNING DOWN THE DOOR IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE?!

Dark: Technically, the door exploded, much quicker and more efficient.

*later*

Dark: Well, bye you little suckers!

Second: Bye Dark! Sorry the others couldn't see you off

Dark: Nah, it's okay. Come on Chosen, come one Vic let's head out

Second, already ducking behind the couch: NOW GUYS!

Red, Yellow, Green, and Blue: GLITTER ATTACK!

Dark: Wha-

*glitter bombs are thrown*

*The Dark Lord is now covered in glitter*

Chosen, patting Dark on the back: Happy April Fools Day

Dark: Why shouldn't you tell ducks jokes on April Fools Day?

Dark: Because they'll quack up

Dark: How do pirates celebrate April Fools Day?

Dark: They walk the prank

Chosen: Knock knock

Dark: Who's there?

Chosen: Lenny

Dark: Lenny who?

Chosen: Lenny know when you're done with these April Fools Day jokes.

Chosen: It's April Fools Day.

Chosen: Trust no one and nothing.

Chosen: Just like any other day.

Green: You look beautiful today

Purple: *blushing* Thank y-

Green: HAHA! APRIL FOOLS!

Green: You look beautiful every day

Yellow: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.

Purple: You hang out with Red, Second, Green, and Blue.

Purple: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

Chosen: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Dark.

Second, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chosen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Second: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Chosen: Wait, you wanted fake blood?

Second:

Chosen: I’ll go call Dark.

Purple: I fell—

Green: From heaven?

Purple: No, I literally fell—

Green: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Purple: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Green: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Dark: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-

Chosen: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??

Dark: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

Purple: What do you say after you kiss someone?

Green: Don't forget to like and subscribe.

Victim: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Dark: Not if they consent to it.

Chosen: Depends on who your stabbing.

Second: YES??!!?

Purple: Where are you going?

Green: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Purple: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

King, knowing full well that Purple got Green an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

Second: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Dark: Yup.

Dark: Don't think you're special.

Blue: Why do soap smell so good but taste so bad?

Yellow: The smell is from delicious perfumes that have been added to the soap. The taste comes from a myriad of chemicals and ingredients that are probably not safe to eat!

Blue: You're so smart! Wanna go out?

Victim: At this point, my coping mechanisms are probably worse than my actual problems.

Computer: Please enter a password.

King: *types in Purple*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

King: How fucking DARE YOU-

Purple, watching Dark and Chosen fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Second, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Purple: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Dark: Second.

Chosen: Second.

Second: Me.

Red: If you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises, then I'm killing you.

Yellow: See, this never happens in spider solitaire for windows.

Ballista: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Agent: *crouches down*

Hazard: *sits on the floor*

Primal: *lays on the ground*

Ballista:

Ballista: I hate all of you.

Purple: Hi, do you take walk-ins?

The Morgue: What?

Second and Dark:*Playing video games*

Chosen: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Second: *silence*

Dark: *silence*

Chosen, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Second & Dark in shame: Yeah...

Blue: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Yellow: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Blue: Okay yeah thanks Yellow, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Chosen: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?

Dark: Do I get to pick the finger?

Green: Who hurt you?

Purple: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Green: ...Yes, actually.

Dark: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Dark: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

Blue: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.

Yellow: What drugs are you on right now?

Blue: Yes.

Chosen: What do you have?

Dark: A KNIFE!

Chosen: NO!

Red: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Yellow: A doll.

Blue: A cinnamon roll.

Green: A sweetheart.

Red:

Red: ...stop it.

Dark: What is a hero without a villain? Useless.

Dark: What is a villain without a hero? Successful.

Second: So... What you're saying here is that we should all be villains?

Dark: Yes.

Red: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Blue: They do.

Yellow: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Second, pointing out Dark's black clothes: Whose funeral is it? Dark, looking around the room: Hmm... Haven't decided yet.