Trump Got Sniped But Not Shot, Covid Is Edging Biden And President Xi Reportedly Just Had A Stroke. Someone

Hi I don’t know how Tumblr works, but I sincerely hope every capitalist MTP fan has the worst day of their life tomorrow. That's all!

Michael trying to fit in with Gertrude and Gerard

Except this time his hair is firetruck red because I listened to danger days instead of three cheers for sweet revenge

I don’t think TMAGP-Gerry has the eye tattoos, but in my heart he still has shitty dyed hair. That had nothing to do with the trauma he’s just bad at dying his hair

Me from the ages of 6-11

ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

Headphone fatigue is such bullshit. Oh you're punishing me for listening to my beautiful songs? You're hurting me because I'm listening to smart audiobooks? Get over yourself

walking through princeton campus in the snow really was giving "the snow in the mountains was melting, and bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation."

man. the secret history has become so synonymous with dark academia that when u look through the tag its just knit sweaters and latte art. like please show me a text post about how fucking unhinged richard was for staying in a room with a Literal hole in the wall during the dead of winter and almost dying of hypothermia.

stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about

Found this gem on Pinterest and knew that this would be a hit here

saw someone say 'Gertrude Robinson is the Watchers problem child' and my mind just went 'and Elias is the spoiled brat'*

So enjoy the Watchers "children"

*It was between that and 'The Watchers biggest bitch' btw

also I lost the post where it said that abt Gertrude HELP

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