Im Going To (remembers Suicide Jokes Are Bad) Do The Perfect Crime

Headphone fatigue is such bullshit. Oh you're punishing me for listening to my beautiful songs? You're hurting me because I'm listening to smart audiobooks? Get over yourself

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

Do

you

ever

just

have

the

unnecessary

urge

to

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best to not announce myself. 👁️

I think every time Elias and Peter get re-married Elias makes Peter buy him another ring and Elias wears every single one of them just on different fingers and it looks ridiculous but no one says anything because it’s the only way everyone else can keep track of which marriage/divorce they’re on.

Arcane spoilers

getting my yearning surgically removed tomorrow