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Dick: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Duke’s been crying about his parents in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Oh my gosh I saw this while scrolling through Pinterest and had to post this

Dick: I can't believe you've done this.....

Wally: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Dick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Jon: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Damian: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Jon: You don’t have to wear…

Damian: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Bruce: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Stephanie: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

Bruce: ….

Bruce: What?

Stephanie: I need to feed my Neopets!

Wally: How would you like your coffee?

Dick: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Wally, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Diana: Gods, give me patience.

Cassie standing in front of an explosion : I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Diana: If Gods gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Bruce: You're right.

Clark: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Harper: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Bette: I beg to differ

Harper: Then Beg

Carrie: We need to get through this locked door. Tiffany , give me your credit card.

Tiffany : Here.

Carrie, pocketing it: Thanks. Luke , kick down the door.

Diana: Why are you on the floor?

Bruce: I'm depressed.

Bruce: Also I was stabbed, can you get Clark, please.

Kid!Dick, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Kid!Barbara,in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Bruce: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Kid!Barbara: playing systemic oppression

Hal: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Bruce: I do have a sense of humor you know

Hal: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Bruce: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Kon: Hey Tim,

Tim: Yes?

Kon: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Tim:

Tim: Where’s Bart?

Tim: Carrie was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Carrie: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Tim: Carrie, you ate a chair.

Luke : dad! My face is on fire!

Lucius: Luke ! Are you ok?!

Luke : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Lucius : But your face is on fire.

Luke : Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Duke: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Dick: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Harper, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Kate, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Cullen: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Bruce: What did you do?

Cullen: Nobody died.

Bruce: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Stephanie: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Jason: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Nightwing : You love me, right, Batgirl ?

Batgirl : Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Jon: I owe you one.

Damian: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Jason: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Roy: Marry me.

Selena: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Bruce : I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

Bruce : Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Selena: Hi, I’m ‘things

Wally: Wow, Dick, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Dick: We literally slept together yesterday.

Wally: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Wally: Dick, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Dick: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Here lies Hal Jordan may he rest in peace

“It’s okay, you can tell us later. Everyone was just so worried... all of the Robins even came! They’ve been pacing outside your door for hours.”

Alfred: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Tiny emo Bruce: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Alfred: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Damian: It’s dark in here

Jon: Don’t worry dude I got this

Jon: *Stomps their feet*

Jon: *Skechers light up*