~ As Our Nation Marks 22 Years Since The 9/11 Attacks, There Is A Generation Of Americans That Don’t

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Witchcraft

Hold up, how effective would sunscreen be for a vampire? Like, would it dull the sun a little or would it just straight up protect a vampire???

A panda walks into a bar. 

The bartender asks, “Would you like anything to drink?”

The panda replies, “No thanks, I’m only here to eat.”

“So what would you like to eat?”

“I’ll just take the fries.”

The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, “Now, will your payment be cash or card?”

The panda calmly replies, “Oh, just card.”

After paying, the panda gets up and takes out a pistol. He fires a few shots in the direction of a few men, killing some in the process.

The bartender, horrified, shouts, “What the hell was that for? You just killed 4 men!”

The panda says, “I’m a panda, man. Look it up.” The panda then abruptly exits the bar.

The bartender confused, looks up “Panda” on Google. The description said:

“The giant panda is a bear species endemic to China. It is characterised by its bold black-and-white coat and rotund body. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Credits to “Eats, Shoots, & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation” by Lynne Truss

I never had that done to me, but I'm charging the tooth fairy a convenience fee if I ever had to do that

Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.