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1 year ago

obsessed with the fact that dennis visibly recoils when mac says "the love of my life" cause likeeee

Obsessed With The Fact That Dennis Visibly Recoils When Mac Says "the Love Of My Life" Cause Likeeee

it could either be that dennis thought mac meant he was the love of mac's life (since mac was looking at him meaningfully then) OR he was appalled by the idea that anyone who was not him could be considered the love of mac's life (since mac was going to introduce someone). also charlie and dee don't even react lol it's such a small insignificant detail though


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1 year ago

Im still thinking about mac’s boobs and biteable arms…

Im Still Thinking About Mac’s Boobs And Biteable Arms…
Im Still Thinking About Mac’s Boobs And Biteable Arms…

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1 year ago
I Need This Image On A Stained Glass Window So I Can Get On My Knees And Pray To It

i need this image on a stained glass window so i can get on my knees and pray to it


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1 year ago
Hit The Like If You Agree, Reblog To Hate Crime Him. ⬇️

hit the like if you agree, reblog to hate crime him. ⬇️

1 year ago
I Watch It's Always Sunny 4 The Plot

i watch it's always sunny 4 the plot


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1 year ago

closeted mac definitely saw rainbow crosswalks and went around them


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1 year ago

yeah mac and charlie would push each other into an active volcano to save themselves but ultimately if they both had to die they'd do it together

Yeah Mac And Charlie Would Push Each Other Into An Active Volcano To Save Themselves But Ultimately If
Yeah Mac And Charlie Would Push Each Other Into An Active Volcano To Save Themselves But Ultimately If

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1 year ago
Why Are There Two Versions Of This Scene And WHY Does One Include A Bible And A Jesus Figurine Coming
Why Are There Two Versions Of This Scene And WHY Does One Include A Bible And A Jesus Figurine Coming

why are there two versions of this scene and WHY does one include a bible and a jesus figurine coming between mac and dennis????? why does the bible and jesus figurine only exist in the promo????? why weren't they included in the actual ep?????? what are the implications of that??????


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1 year ago

maybe i would have forgiven them more for mac inexplicably not having a beard in season 16 if dennis inexplicably DID have a beard


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1 year ago

robert mcelhenney III i am materializing in your house


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1 year ago

thinking about season 5 and rcg writing macdennis romantic on purpose and saying on the commentary for break up that they’re gay they’re clearly gay they’re closeted homosexuals and dennis getting hate crimed at his frat and then at the very start of the next season his immediate reaction to mac saying gay marriage is wrong is that he should be married and looking at mac when he says I don’t love you maureen I never loved you and glenn on set for that exact scene in the kitchen jokingly going to kiss rob because the subtext of the scene they’re filming is that dennis loves mac more than he could ever love a woman and it’s always been on PURPOSE and ouuuyggghhhhhhhhj I’m unzipped


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1 year ago
I Think The Saddest Part About Mac's Twink Death Is We No Longer Get To See Him Dress Up Like A 12-year-old

i think the saddest part about mac's twink death is we no longer get to see him dress up like a 12-year-old with a skateboard


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1 year ago

Being closeted for 40 years is heartbreaking, but I feel especially bad for high school Mac.

The flush on his face when he caught glimpses of the other boys in the locker rooms and how hard he had to train himself to look away.

The first time he tried out for the wrestling team and the thrill he felt when the other guy pinned him down, and the fear that rushed through him afterwards, because now it wasn't just Charlie or Dennis who made him feel like this, it was every boy who touched him.

Him hearing all the guys around him talking about girls, and how hot their bodies are, and how great it is to sleep with them, and him having nothing to contribute.

Mac being able to keep quiet during the conversation because he had plausible deniability by being a virgin until he finds himself in a situation in which the straight man decision is to go for it, and the entire time he's thinking that he doesn't understand why people make such a big deal about sex and how quickly he resigned himself to a life without passion.

He must have been so scared and confused, wondering if being attracted to guys was a normal phase all guys go through and hopefully grow out of, but knowing he couldn't talk to anyone about it out of fear of someone telling him it's not normal

But it's not normal, and it's gay, and he's gay and he's only 14 but he knows exactly how the world feels about people like him, how his father feels about people like him.

And so at 14 years old, Mac begins to pray. and he prays for forgiveness for his urges, and he prays for strength against temptation, and he hopes with enough prayer, he will be able to chalk up his feelings to youthful indiscretion.


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