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inadmissible. invalid. irrelevant statistic. I MYSELF RAISE THE PERCENTAGE TO AT LEAST 90%
as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.
HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.
here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:
and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:
it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.
the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️10 FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM 10 DIFFERENT FANDOMS.
wednesday addams : any addams family canon
robin scherbatsky : how i met your mother
chishiya shuntaro : alice in borderland
joker : dc
daniel atlas : now you see me
gia : boo bitch
venom : venom ..... i like the symbiote okay
anakin skywalker : star wars
shaggy rogers : scooby doo
katherine pierce : the vampire diaries
♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ tagged by the bestie @edxmunson ♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ tagging the other besties that come across this ( if you haven't done it already )
i made a playlist both for entertainment & for musing purposes.
if you watch the videos, tell me, which barbie are you?
barbie's honestly surprised she hasn't broken that poor device – luckily, eddie was there to save the day. she's looking in awe at the powered up walkman, a smile slowly creeping up onto her countenance. " you actually did it?! " she's still confused, but she's got the spirit! therefore, a very happy barbie opens her arms and pulls him into a hug. it was the only way she could show him the appreciation sprung from within. " thank you, eddie! " she mumbles as she pulls away from the hug, quickly going through her bag to show him what she wanted to listen to. it was a cassette for madonna's material girl, painted over with pink & purple acrylics. barbie was, in fact, proud of the way she customized her cassette. " i've recently heard about madonna and wanted to give it a try. do you have any suggestions? "
@b4rbieroberts from here
eddie catches that comment, a look of confusion paints across his features, followed by an amused smile as she messes with the buttons. " no — see, you have to take out the batteries first. " the device is practically disassembled by the time he finishes his sentence. practice makes perfect. he's broken far too many, && all have been repaired at some point. && broken again.
" then you gotta put 'em back in && hold this power button. && voila. " the walkman is slid right back to her, just like new. " definitely not broken beyond repair, trust me. "
nerves have a tendency to sneak up on one, creeping around && striking just to make things awkward, && the relief comes in the form of twirling the many rings adorning his fingers. " — so, um, what were you listening to?? or were going to listen to?? "