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KENNETH CARSON [ PLAYED BY @story1ines ] : you can't do all of this by yourself.

if  there's  one  thing  that  characterizes  this  barbie  is  her  utter,  shameless  defiance.  the  urge  to  oppose  ken  sitting  on  the  tip  of  her  tongue.  yet,  a  smile  tugs  on  freshly  rouged  lips,  melodic  chuckle  reverberating.  meanwhile  the  outcome  was  imprevisible,  barbie  would've  tried  relentlessly  —  until  all  attempts  failed  before  her.  batted  eyelashes  flicker  towards  him,  as  she's  made  the  final  decision.    "  you're  so  right,  ken.  i  don't  know  what  would  i  do  without  you!  "    she  uttered,  straightening  her  posture.  barbie  knew  she  could  carry  her  pastel  colored  baggages  to  her  car,  but  it  was  only  fair  to  give  ken  a  chance  to  help  her  ;  it  was  all  about  manners,  right?  barbies,  though  entirely  capable  of  doing  anything  they  set  their  mind  to,  allowed  kens  to  feel  relied  on.  it  was  how  it  has  always  been.  some  unwritten  rule  in  their  bright,  pink  world.

twirling  on  her  heels,  barbie  turned  towards  ken  and  leaned  on  to  give  him  a  peck  on  his  cheek  before  quickly  pulling  away  and  wipe  the  stain  she'd  left.  though  macabre  thoughts  have  taken  a  toll  on  her  psyche,  nothing  could  obliterate  her  very  core  —  her  appreciation  for  those  in  barbieland.    "  you  can  grab  the  bigger  one  and  i  carry  the  purses.  is  that  okay?  "    she  queried,  glancing  back  and  forth  between  the  baggages  and  ken.  oh  no!  cue  the  heavy  sentiment  weighing  on  her  chest  as  she  began  second  guessing  her  decision  to  venture  into  the  real  world.  she  had  every  reason  to  follow  through,  but  something  was  keeping  her  back  ;  perhaps  it  was  ken's  kindness  or  the  thought  of  not  seeing  midge  or  the  other  barbies  for  a  long  time.  she  shakes  her  head,  trying  to  brush  off  this  idea.  though  it  is  the  wrong  choice,  as  it  becomes  heavier  with  each  passing  second.    "  i'm  just  so  excited  to  see  what's  out  there!  do  you  think  i  have  what  i  need?  "    a  lie  well  performed  —  after  all,  there's  a  reason  she  was  actress  barbie.

🐝  *  ―  𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  you almost had it, [name]. here, let me show you.  ❜ ❛  you’ve just gotta find the courage to try.  ❜ ❛  you can’t tell me what to do!  ❜ ❛  don’t worry, i’ll wait until your party is over before i perform any mischief.  ❜ ❛  some people never change. but we can always hope.  ❜ ❛  you must have felt like a princess.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could have been there.  ❜ ❛  maybe next time you can come with me.  ❜ ❛  not so fearless now, hmm?  ❜ ❛  you’re not going to get away from me this time.  ❜ ❛  it’s dangerous, yes. but not impossible.  ❜ ❛  me? with you? in there? i don’t think so.  ❜ ❛  this is crazy. but, yes.  ❜ ❛  here, let me give you a hand.  ❜ ❛  well, i’m sorry, but you should have been more careful.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could remember but i’m so hungry.  ❜ ❛  that would be a shame, then i couldn’t tell you the juicy bit of gossip i overheard.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t know things had gotten this bad.  ❜ ❛  well, what have we here?  ❜ ❛  well, if you have nothing to hide you won’t mind answering a few questions.  ❜ ❛  i’ve never heard such a ridiculous story!  ❜ ❛  i do believe i’m starting to rub off on you.  ❜ ❛  you want me to babysit a rock?  ❜ ❛  why haven’t you told anyone?  ❜ ❛  perhaps you should remember who’s in charge of this expedition.  ❜ ❛  are you sure you’re alright to travel?  ❜ ❛  that is what you want, isn’t it?  ❜ ❛  i should have never come, what was i thinking?  ❜ ❛  what am i saying? i can’t leave! i’m their only hope!  ❜ ❛  are you sure about this?  ❜ ❛  ah, you’re just in time for your party.  ❜ ❛  there’s more to being king than having a crown.  ❜ ❛  i don’t need their loyalty. i don’t even need them!  ❜ ❛  i am afraid i underestimated you.  ❜ ❛  you and i know you’re much more than that.  ❜ ❛  none of this would have been possible without you, [name].  ❜ ❛  i absolutely despise happy endings!  ❜ ❛  it’s about time you got up.  ❜ ❛  it’s not a story ― it really happened.  ❜ ❛  i’m verry happy to … meet you.  ❜

i . general

name.   barbara millicent roberts .

alias⁽es⁾.   barbie doll .

gender.   cis female , she / her pronouns .

age.   twenty three to fourty .

spoken language⁽s⁾.   english ( proficient ) , french ( basic ) , spanish ( basic ) , german ( basic ) .

sexual preference.   pansexual , panromantic , polyamorous .

occupation⁽s⁾.   acting , being pretty , living forever .

ii . appearance

eye color.   cerulean blue .

hair color.   beachy blonde ( consistently bleached ) , that's usually worn in loose waves or straightened . naturally has wavy , dark ash brown hair .

height.   5'7" or 171cm.

major scars.   none .

iii. favorite

color.   purple , pink .

song.   forever young by alphaville .

food.   waffles , caviar , artisanal cheese .

drink.   violet martini , cosmopolitan , latte .

iv. have they . ?

passed university.   yes , she has a degree in drama , film & musical theater .

had sex.   no , but she pretends she has .

had sex in public.   no .

gotten pregnant/someone else pregnant.   no .

kissed a boy.   yes .

kissed a girl.   yes .

gotten tattoos.   yes , a small infinite symbol on the back of her neck .

gotten piercings.   yes ,  both lobes .

been in love.   yes .

stayed up for more than 24 hours.   yes .

v. are they ?

a virgin.   no , she's a gemini yes .

a cuddler.   yes .

a kisser.   yes .

scared easily.   definitely yes , but she pretends not to .

jealous easily.   no .

trustworthy.   depends , most of the time yes , unless she's under the influence .

dominant.   sometimes , but she quickly gives in .

submissive.   mostly .

in love.   with everyone most likely !

single.   yes .

vi. random questions .

have they harmed themselves.   no .

thought of suicide.   yes .

attempted suicide.   no .

wanted to kill someone.   yes .

have/had a job.   yes .

have any fears.   fear of missing out , being alone .

vii . family .

sibling⁽s⁾.   skipper , stacie , chelsea , krissy ( younger sisters ) .

parent⁽s⁾.   george & margaret .

significant other.   ken , another barbie , more to come .

pet⁽s⁾.   taffy ( golden retriver ) , blissa ( persian cat ) , chance ( black stallion )

if u see me sending u personalized stuff in ur inbox , no u didn't

i am ashamed to admit that i , as an adult that can legally drink anywhere in the world , have found barbie horse adventure riding camp and played it for 3h straight . the graphics back in the day were something else istg , but after 3h of continuously playing , i can guarantee it seemed very similar to the last of us . but playing this reminded me of the games i abandoned on steam like phasmophobia or inside the backrooms or even dead by daylight which i suck at . that being said , if anyone ever wants to play any of these games , or hell , even some league of legends , hmu ! you were all doomed to be not only mutuals but friends , which by default is giving you the green flag for doing stuff occ like playing games and watching stuff .

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describe  your  character’s  relationship  with  their  mother  or  their  father,  or  both.  was  it  good?  bad?  were  they  spoiled  rotten,  ignored?  do  they  still  get  along  now,  or  no?

as  a  doll,  barbie  doesn’t  have  a  mother  or  a  father,  she  just  has…  an  owner.  it  could  be  a  little  girl  or  a  little  boy,  it  could  be  an  adult,  a  collector,  even  you.  do  you  know  where  your  barbie  dolls  are  currently?  in  a  private  verse  with  @chaoticjoke  it’s  stated  that  joker’s  the  owner  and  from  barbie’s  perspective,  she’s  delighted.  it  makes  sense  he  would  be  her  owner  since  he  has  a  dramatic  flair  and  a  knack  for  improvising.  that  being  said,  her  relationship  with  her  owner,  no  matter  who  it  is,  is  all  good.  even  when  she’s  ignored,  tossed  aside  and  forgotten.  she  deems  her  human  as  good  and  perfect  for  her.  she  doesn’t  have  a  moral  compass  —  she  knows  some  stuff,  but  that  doesn’t  cover  the  tip  of  the  iceberg  that  is  humanity  (and  its  fuckedup-ness)  —  therefore  she  will  accept  about  anything  and  believe  if  someone,  especially  her  owner,  says  that  something  is  right,  even  if  it’s  socially  accepted  as  wrong  /  deviant,  you  name  it.

as  a  human,  barbie  was  (and  still  is)  a  spoiled  brat,  dearly  loved  by  her  parents.  she’s  the  oldest  among  five  siblings  and  you  guessed  it,  she  loves  them  too.  meanwhile  there  was  no  difference  in  the  way  the  parents  treated  their  children,  barbie  did  always  wonder  whether  or  not  she  was  enough.  this  jealousy  plays  a  huge  role  in  her  path  towards  stardom,  which  was  a  way  of  showing  off,  or  better  said,  standing  out  among  her  siblings.  but  she  didn’t  hold  grudges  with  her  siblings,  it  was  their  parents  that  she  had  mixed  feelings  about.  anytime  she  got  off  filming,  she  would  visit  her  siblings  and  spend  quality  time  with  them.  to  put  it  in  other,  simpler  words  :  barbie  had  a  great  relationship  with  both  her  mother  and  father,  she  was  spoiled  and  they  still  get  along.  and  also,  she’s  got  the  oldest  child  syndrome.  it’s  important  to  note  that  outside  barbieworld,  she’s  a  flawed  human  with  obsessions,  needs  etc.

logged back to tell everyone hi barbie ! i plan on getting back real soon , but until then you can also find me over at my goth barbie blog !

barbie movies quotes

in celebration of the barbie (2023) movie these are quotes from barbie animated movies. as usual, you're free to change whatever will make it make sense for your rp.

" this year i want everything to change. "

" did they kiss you? they kissed you, didn't they? are they a good kisser? "

" today i found a note in my locker from a secret admirer. "

" i'm totally the most boring person i know. "

" just to set the record straight , i do wash my clothes! "

" sometimes what's real is something you can't see. "

" no one can make you feel inferior. not without your consent. "

" you stepped on eight of my toes! i only have four left! "

" are they not the dreamiest? "

" true courage is pursuing your dreams even when everyone else says it's impossible. "

" i am not a baby anymore! "

" come sit. i want to show you something. "

" every star is there for a reason. they don't have to fit in with the other stars to be important, they just have to be themselves. "

" i'm fine. i really just wanna go home. "

" i don't think this dress is right for a masked ball. "

" you can't keep away from the world forever. "

" _____ , you can create anything you imagine. "

" you have wonderful ideas. your ideas. "

" it's you i love, if you'll have me. "

100 INDULGENT TROPES

A collection of one hundred tropes of varying nature. Spiritual successor to my previous An Extremely Self-Indulgent Meme. Some of these pair well together and can easily be sent in various combinations. Some are also highly suggestive in nature. Engage appropriately.

one muse steps protectively in front of the other

one muse tends to the other’s injury

one muse is not acting like themselves and the other has to snap them out of it

one muse kisses the other during an argument

one muse pins the other to a wall

one muse kisses the other on their hand or wrist

one muse kisses the other on their neck or shoulder

one muse helps the other put on a necklace or tie

our muses aren’t supposed to be together but keep meeting anyway (on purpose or by accident)

our muses have a secret relationship

one muse takes a blow meant for the the other

one muse fights away enemies attacking the the other

one muse asks the other for their favor / a token before battle or a tourney

our muses share a night together believing it might be their last

our muses are in an arranged marriage / betrothal

our muses willingly marry for political reasons

our muses get married for love

our muses get married in a spur-of-the-moment decision

one muse has taken the other captive

our muses are in love but one thinks they aren’t good enough for the other

our muses are forced to ally for a common goal

our muses are enemies or former enemies but have started to fall for each other

our muses claim to hate each other but there is palpable tension between the two

our muses are trying to manipulate each other

one muse is trying to manipulate the other

our muses have feelings for each other but have conflicting loyalties

our muses are friends but have started to fall for each other

our muses are childhood friends that have been slowly falling for each other over the years

one muse has been in love with the other for a long time but is afraid their feelings are not reciprocated

one muse is in love with the other but they are in a relationship with or engaged to another person

our muses engage in a courtly romance

one muse is a knight in service to the the other’s family

one muse seeks comfort from a loveless marriage with the other, their lover

one muse traces the other’s scars

one muse kisses the other in a moment of heightened emotion

one muse confides in the other in a vulnerable moment

our muses are in love but circumstances prevent them from being together

our muses are exes who discover lingering feelings after reuniting

one muse confesses love to another after that person is injured

one muse confesses love to another because they believe they may die soon

our muses must share a bed

one muse lifts the other’s chin to look them in the eye

one muse places a hand at the back of the other’s neck to pull them extremely close

our muses have been hooking up, no strings attached

our muses have been hooking up, but one or both has developed deeper feelings

our muses are exes that hook up against their better judgement

one muse presumes the other is dead but is shocked when they show up alive again

one muse betrays their long held loyalties in order to save the other’s life from their own allies

our muses fake a relationship but have no actual interest in each other

our muses fake a relationship but start to genuinely fall for each other

one muse is known for their hard exterior and softens only in the other’s presence

one muse is the other’s weakness, something an enemy is trying to exploit

our muses are stuck somewhere together and must occupy their time

one muse has feelings for the other but has not acted on them due to their association with another character (a sibling / relative / ex / etc. ) or an organization

one muse is scared to act on feelings for the other due to poor experiences with love in the past

one muse is oblivious to the other’s feelings for them

one muse acts oblivious to the other’s feelings for them but really they are aware

one muse has unrequited feelings for the other

our muses are co-workers engaging in a hidden romance

one muse reveals one of their darkest secrets to the other

one muse comforts the other during an emotional breakdown

one muse calms the other from an intense rage

one muse’s family forbids them from seeing the other

our muses are in love but their friends / family do not support their relationship

one muse seeks redemption for past actions and comes to the other to atone

our muses regularly exchange letters

our muses move in together

our muses adopt a pet together

our muses have a child together

our muses adopt a child together

one muse discovers they are pregnant by accident

our muses have been set up by mutual friends

our muses have been set up by a matchmaker

our muses are in love with each other but are in denial

one muse is the other’s bodyguard / protector

one muse is royalty while the other is a commoner / rogue / societal outcast

one muse kisses the other for a bet

one muse relentlessly flirts with the other

our muses kiss for the first time ever

one muse wins a date with the other at an event

our muses dance together for the first time

one muse brushes their fingers through the other’s hair

one muse drunkenly confesses something to the other

our muses drunkenly hook up and wake up next to each other

our muses are roommates

our muses are partners in crime

one muse is a supernatural creature who falls for the other, who is a mortal

our muses are supernatural creatures from opposite clans or species that are historically hostile to each other

one muses is under a spell / in the middle of a monstrous transformation but somehow recognizes the other and refrains from harming them

our muses cuddle for warmth

our muses run away together

one muse wears piece of clothing or jewelry that belongs to the other

our muses bathe together

our muses cook together

our muses cuddle in bed

one muse serenades the other

one muse holds a weapon to the other as a threat

one muse physically lifts the other up

one muse protectively wraps an arm around the other

meet cute !

'𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐲' 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

prompts designed around the concept of a character having a difficult day and another character arriving to help/support/care for them! i made these prompts on @soulprompts. DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST NOR REPOST IT OR CLAIM AS YOUR OWN.

DIALOGUE PROMPTS.

" you look like you could use a hug. "

" please tell me you didn't cancel your plans for me... "

" don't be silly, you're much more important than some tinder date! "

" where's your jacket? i'd like to show you something, and it'll involve a bit of walking. "

" you know i'm always here for you, don't you? no matter what. "

" hey, now... i'm only ever a phone call away. "

" come on. let's get you to bed. "

" i'm listening. "

" hey, do you have any spare pajamas? i'm going to sleep on your couch tonight; that way you just need to shout if you need me. "

" what are your nightmares about? they may not be so bad if you talk about them. "

" another nightmare? "

" hey now, no more apologizing. i'm glad you called me; i meant it when i said any time, any place. "

" you know you're never a nuisance nor a burden. not to me. "

" i'm helping you, and that's final. i'm not taking no for an answer. now. where's your kitchen? i'm making us some comfort food. "

" maybe you think it's your job to look after everyone else. but it's not supposed to be like that. it works both ways. and now it's my turn to look after you. okay? "

" hey, now. you've been helping me ever since we met. it's about time i started repaying the favor. "

“ i’m so proud of you. i know it’s hard to get past these rough days, but... i still want you to know that i’m proud of you. “

“ you know, i reckon our bond is definitely strong enough to endure whatever it is that you need to get off your chest. “

“ it’s alright, now... i got you. “

“ you don’t need to worry about scaring me off. i’m not going anywhere. you can try as hard as you want, but there’s nothing you can say that’s going to make me like you any less. “

“ you know, i make the best hot chocolate in the world. seriously, i’ve asked absolutely everyone on the planet. everyone except you... what do you say? wanna make it a global fact? “

“ let’s go smash some stuff until you’re ready to talk, okay? “

ACTION PROMPTS.

[ TEA ]: sender prepares a mug of hot tea for the receiver.

[ BLANKET ]: having found the receiver either sleeping or just lying on the couch, sender gently takes a blanket and drapes it over them.

[ BATH ]: sender runs a hot bath for the receiver after a particularly challenging day.

[ DINNER ]: having learned that the receiver has had a difficult time lately, sender arrives at their door with their favorite dinner and drinks.

[ COOK ]: in an effort to boost the receiver's spirits, sender arrives with all the ingredients needed to make the receiver's favorite comfort food, with the well-intended intentions of cooking it for them.

[ FORT ]: sender builds a blanket fort for the receiver following a long and difficult day.

[ HUM ]: sender hums gently under their breath to soothe and comfort a distressed receiver.

[ WIPE ]: after the receiver has stopped crying, sender tenderly leans forward, cups their face in their hands, and wipes their tears away.

[ JOURNEY ]: noticing the receiver has had a particularly rough day, sender invites them to accompany them on a walk or drive to get out of the house.

[ HAIR ]: as the receiver leans against them/lies in bed, sender begins to run their hand through their hair to soothe them until they relax or fall asleep.

[ CARRY ]: sender lifts a (nearly) sleeping receiver and carries them into their bed, tucking them in in the process.

[ GUIDE ]: sender physically guides an exhausted receiver into their bedroom, following weeks of very little sleep and very high amounts of stress.

[ BESIDE ]: receiver wakens from their first genuinely restful sleep in weeks, to find the sender asleep next to them, having been holding the receiver throughout the night to help them fall asleep.

[ BEDSIDE ]: receiver wakens from their first genuinely restful sleep in weeks, to find the sender asleep in an armchair by their bedside, having stayed there for the night in case receiver had a nightmare or needed them in any other way.

[ KISS ]: as a gesture of comfort and affection, sender leans forward to kiss the receiver on the forehead.

[ HAND ]: noticing the receiver is close to tears, or otherwise struggling with an unseen but considerable burden, sender gently takes their hand and holds it in an attempt to comfort and encourage them.

[ RUB ]: sender gently rubs receiver's back in a soothing motion.

[ TV ]: sitting next to the receiver on the sofa, sender joins them in watching their favorite show/movie on the television.

[ HOLD ]: as soon as the receiver opens the door and realizes the sender is there, sender wordlessly opens their arms out, and gives the receiver a warm, sorely needed hug.

"YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I CAN TURN TO" PROMPTS *  adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of action prompts

DIALOGUE PROMPTS

i'm sorry if this is a bad time, but i need your help.

this is a matter of life and death.

trust me, if i could go to someone else, i would.

i know you don't owe me a thing, but i'm desperate.

this is the last time i ask you for help. i promise.

please don't make me do this by myself.

you're the only one who knows how to do this.

all right, all right, i'm sorry! now will you help me?

i didn't know who else to turn to.

this was the last place i wanted to go.

you know what i'm dealing with. you have all the answers.

please. this is worse than i imagined and i need your help.

you promised them you'd help me.

can we put our feelings aside? i really need your help.

i won't ever ask you for help ever again.

would you just listen to me for two seconds?

i'll explain everything. please come back inside.

i hate this just as much as you do.

i ran out of options.

i don't know how else to ask you.

you're the only person who will listen to me.

you've got to help me out with this.

this is my last chance.

just help me with this, and i'll be out of your hair for good.

i wouldn't come here for nothing.

you're the only person i can rely on.

i trust you to help me.

you helped them. why can't you help me? what makes me so different?

look. put our pasts aside and just help me, would you?

you're my last resort.

it all hangs in the balance.

this is do or die.

you promised me you'd help if it came down to it.

are you busy? i could use your help.

ACTION PROMPTS

[ stormy ] sender arrives at receiver's doorstep soaking wet

[ bloody ] sender arrives at receiver's doorstep bleeding and injured

[ call out ] sender calls out to receiver to help them in a moment of grave danger

[ text ] sender texts receiver asking for them to swing by and save them from a bad or awkward situation

[ call ] sender calls receiver in a time of need

[ wait ] sender is waiting in receiver's house when they come home, there to plead their case and ask for receiver's help

[ find ] sender locates receiver after hours of searching and pleads for their help

[ shout ] sender shouts receiver's name, desperate for help

[ panic ] sender approaches receiver in a panic and tries to explain to them what's going on

[ hide ] sender hides behind receiver's body

[ stranger ] sender desperately asks receiver, a stranger, for help with something

[ reluctant ] sender reluctantly asks for receiver's help

[ refuse ] sender refuses to help receiver

Reblog this if it's okay to have people message you if you accidentally unfollowed them. I've lost count the number of times I've seen my mutuals bringing up that the unfollowing glitch has come around again (or still). This is why it's incredibly important to state in your rules to softblock or hardblock when breaking ties.

THE O.C. ( 2003 - 2007 ) ↳ season 2 episode 21

SEX AND THE CITY (1998–2004) 1.07 The Monogamists

Send "You came." for me to write drabble where where my muse finds themselves in a moment where they feel lost, scared etc, all while eventually noticing that your muse came for them.

Send "You called." for me to write a drabble where my muse rushes to your muse in a desperate moment where they need them.

Assorted Protective Lovers Sentence Starter

You think I am stopping you because I don’t think your capable? You being capable is the problem.”

“You mean more to me than my next breath. there was no ask.”

“Choosing love and war are both honorable choices.”

You are injured. I will murder you if you get up and than bring you back to life to murder you again. I love you.”

“I could fight ghosts themselves and not flinch if only to see you whole.”

“Love doesn’t need reason.”

“Love doesn’t see reason.”

“I’d yell now that we are alive though you clearly don’t listen to me.”

“Are you going to be the one to stop me? because I know what I am going to do, I just need to know who is going to try and stop me.”

“This world needs you far more than me.”

“Regardless of title or standing, I will fight and die for you or at your side.”

Look just because I am capable of protecting you, doesn’t mean you have to need it so much?”

“Wasn’t sure if I should yell at you or kiss you for getting yourself into this?’

“Love means we are a team. if we are going into danger, it is together since I doubt you like the macho role.”

“Of course, walk towards the danger because you have a human shield.”

“I’m not trying to control you. I am trying to keep you safe.”

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.” “I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.” “Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

KEN CARSON : this is unlogical and does not make any sense!

dolled  gaze  flickers  back  and  forth  between  ken  and  the  smartphone  device  in  her  hands.  while  it  was  true  there  were  more  question  marks  arising  than  definitive  answer,  this  device  seemed  pretty  cool.  hence  why  barbie  had  to  show  @setkenoff.    "  i  get  it,  but  look!  "    she  exclaims,  slender  digits  clicking  on  the  screen  until  she  finally  ended  up  where  she  intended.    "  here!  you  can  see  yourself  in  this!  it's  like  a  mirror.  that  mirrors  you!  "    she's  now  shoving  the  smartphone  near  his  face.  the  app  she  was  trying  to  show  him  was  a  mere  camera,  which  all  smartphones  were  equipped  with.

alas,  barbie  had  no  prior  knowledge  to  such  matters,  but  she  found  this  aspect  too  intriguing  not  to  share  the  news  with  someone  else.  there  were  many  things  that  made  no  sense  out  there  in  the  real  world  —  but  luckily,  some  of  them  she  could  enjoy  nonetheless.  barbie  shifts  her  frame  close  to  ken,  making  a  peace  sign  with  her  free  hand.    "  smile!  "    she  cheered,  ready  to  press  the  button  to  take  a  picture.  who'd  knew  taking  pictures  became  so  easy?  not  this  barbie  for  sure!

and…  snap!  she  took  a  picture  just  by  pressing  a  button.  how  fascinating  is  that?!  she  searches  for  the  funny  button  entitled  gallery  and,  eventually,  shows  him  the  final  product.    "  see!  look  at  us!  we're  in  here  now!  "    index  pointed  at  the  screen.

doe  eyes  flicker  to  carefully  analyze  his  technique  —  it  was  impressive,  but  the  hair  clearly  did  not  cooperate.  cue  a  defeated  sigh  leaving  her  rouged  pout.    "  nah,  dontcha  worry!  to  be  a  heartbreaker  you  must  first  find  that  energy  from  within.  "    she  utters  as  she  stepped  away,  giving  him  a  somewhat  acceptable  personal  space.  his  hair  seemingly  had  its  own  personality  and  barbie  could  roll  with  it.  she  knew  after  all,  all  too  well,  that  hair  strands  do  whatever  they  feel  like  doing,  especially  in  high  humidity.

hands  clasped  together  as  she  shifts  back  and  forth,  gaze  locked  unto  charlie.    "  c'mon,  bring  out  the  heartbreaker.  i  know  it's  somewhere  in  there,  you  just  have  to  dust  it  off.  "    she  snickered,  still  not  giving  up  on  overhauling  both  of  them.  cue  another  sigh,  just  as  beaten  as  the  previous  one,  accompanied  by  flinging  hands  before  sitting  beside  him.    "  it's  just  that…  everything's  changing  so  fast.  and  i  guess  i  shouldn't  stay  the  same.  at  least,  do  something  about  the  looks,  y'know?  "    ghost  of  a  smile  plastered  across  her  features  ;  of  course  there  was  more  underneath  all  that  makeover.

"nah, but you know? that's fair. just not overly...fond of the whole touch thing. at least not with people i'm not mega close to. immediate family-" which meant just his dad currently,"-and that's it. for now." charlie tried to sound reassuring and casual about the ordeal. he didn't like making things awkward for anyone, let alone people he considered friends.

hands full of gel, he watched her run off. a small sigh and then he raised a brow with a small smile at the immediacy of her finding the mirror. how did she have this kind of energy? "i think i know how this is gonna go-" gel through his hands and then he tried to move his hair in a way that matched her description. the issue? his hair still stuck up in random ways, all over. the gel kept it down for two seconds before popping back up. "yep. i figured that would be it. i appreciate the heartbreaker advice; i'll stick with my roughed up demeanor i guess."

ready , set , action from here

when  she  picked  up  her  phone,  barbie  didn't  expect  to  hear  those  news.    "  say  less.  i'll  be  right  there,  barbie!  "    henceforth,  without  skipping  a  beat,  this  barbie  rushed  outside  to  the  other  barbie's  aid.  luckily,  the  journey  was  effortlessly  short  —  said  jail,  exclusive  in  barbieland,  was  just  down  the  street  where  she  lived.  cue  the  running  at  full  speed  in  her  neon  purple  stiletto  heels.  despite  having  the  best  of  intentions,  adrenaline  skewed  her  aid  and  abet  plan,  which  winded  up  with  barbie  joining  @setkenoff  in  the  next  cell.  a  gentle  sigh  passes  rouged  lips  as  the  officer  locks  her  inside,  gaze  flickered  to  the  side,    "  yeah,  i  hope  having  some  company  will  suffice  for  now.  the  barbie  officers  put  me  on  time  out  for  like  an  hour,  we  can  leave  after.  but  what  happened?  "

was  this  soul  crushing  sentiment  what  heartbreak  felt  like?  the  questions  pops  up  for  only  a  brief  moment  before  flashes  of  ken  blinded  her  view  —  he  was  the  perfect  boyfriend,  the  perfect  friend,  the  perfect  anything  anyone  could  ask  for.  and  now,  she  has  lost  him.  she  enters  veronica's  house,  wandering  aimlessly  inside,  having  little  to  no  idea  whether  or  not  she  wants  to  sit  down.  everything  in  her  being  urged  her  not  to,  she  had  to  stay  alert,  to  move  around,  maybe  then  she'd  tire  herself  enough  to  not  feel  feelings  anymore.    "  it's  over!  "    she  bawled,  throwing  her  hands  in  the  air  ;  barbie  didn't  know  whether  or  not  to  wipe  away  the  stream  coming  from  her  eyes,  cover  her  face  or  succumb  to  the  agony  sprung  from  within.    "  i  -  i  don't  know  how  to  be  anything  without  him,  vee.  like  –  i  understand  i  may  have  neglected  him  lately  but  i  would've  tried  changing  that.  and  now  i'm  afraid  it's  too  late.  "    cue  the  desperate,  unavoidable  sobbing  that  passes  rose  rouged  lips.    "  what  am  i  gonna  do?  "    hands  fluttered  once  more,  seeking  refuge  in  the  folds  of  her  dress,  only  to  emerge  again  to  wipe  away  the  constant  stream  of  tears  rolling  down  her  flushed  cheeks.  with  each  erratic  movement,  her  arms  embraced  the  air  around  her  (  despite  being  suffocating  at  this  time  )  ,  as  if  reaching  out  for  a  love  that  was  no  longer  there,  aching  to  hold  onto  what  was  now  lost.

i made a playlist both for entertainment & for musing purposes.

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️CHECK IT OUT !!

if you watch the videos, tell me, which barbie are you?

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

bold what applies, italics for what applies sometimes.

𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒. moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable | whiny | controlling | conceited | possessive | paranoid | liar | impatient | cowardly | bitter | selfish | power-hungry | greedy | lazy | judgmental | forgetful | impulsive | spiteful | stubborn | sadistic | petty | unlucky | absent-minded | abusive | addict | aggressive | childish | callous | clingy | delusional | cocky | competitive | corrupt | cynical | cruel | depressed | deranged | egotistical | envious | insecure | insensitive | lustful | delinquent | overthinker | guilt complex | reclusive | reckless | nervous | oversensitive | perfectionist | pessimistic | naive

𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇𝐒. honest | trustworthy | thoughtful | caring | brave | patient | selfless | ambitious | tolerant | lucky | intelligent | confident | humble | generous | merciful | observant | wise | clever | charming | cheerful | optimistic | decisive | adaptive | calm | protective | proud | diligent | considerate | compassionate | good sportsmanship | friendly | empathetic | passionate | reliable | resourceful | sensible | sincere | witty | funny

𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒. art | acting | astronomy | animals | archery | sports | belly dancing | bird watching | blacksmithing | boating | calligraphy | camping | candle making | casino gambling | ceramics | racing | chess | music | cooking | crochet | weaving | exercise | swordplay | fishing | gardening | ghost hunting | ice skating | magic | engineering | building | inventing | leather-working | martial arts | meditation | origami | parkour | people watching | swimming | puppetry | pyrotechnics | quilting | reading | collecting | shopping | socializing | storytelling | writing | traveling | exotic dancing | singing | yoga | gaming | surfing

as promised , below the cut you can find my lil collection of barbie movies

the order is : barbie as the princess and the pauper ( first row left ) , barbie of swan lake ( first row right ) , barbie in the nutcracker ( 2nd now left ) , barbie as rapunzel ( 2nd row right )

there's also fairytopia stuck in the vhr for almost 2 decades ... if any1 has suggestions as to how to take it out , please do let a girl know ... the vhr doesn't eject automatically & tbh i don't think it works anymore . it does light up , it murmurs in ancient tongues when i press buttons like play / rewind / stop but that's about it .

i remember coming back from elementary school only to hop on pc for barbie horse adventure riding camp . those were the golden days . to this day i am thankful for the family friend that somehow got me this game when he realized letting an 8 year old play counter strike , shooting people and giggling wasn't okay . if any1 else played the game , do ya'll remember the glitch that transported you to another place that was inside this waterfall thing ? my memory may be skewed idk but i really loved that game . hence why it was so funny to me that horses were part of the movie . like hell yeah , horses rule !!!! speaking of this , later on today i will visit my grandma who found my barbie vhs tapes and the vcr . will update this post / reblog with the vhs tapes once i have them . i may also still have my horse toy from barbie , not too sure . can you tell your girl was into patriarchy horses ?

"  that  sounds  terrible.  "    there  was  no  hesitation,  opinion  poured  straight  from  the  blood  pumping  heart  of  hers.  barbie  couldn't  even  imagine  how  that  felt  like,  but  she  could  empathize  —  as  much  as  her  psyche  allowed,  that  is.    "  please,  take  them  all.  and  if  there's  anything  you  want,  i'll  try  my  best  to  provide.  "    the  deed,  albeit  pure  and  benevolent  in  its  nature,  was  also  the  catalyst  for  the  unknown  she's  growing  curious  about.

"  ho  -  how  is  it?  "    she  fell  in  the  very  trap  she's  set  herself.    "  i  mean,  it  sounds  like  –  it's  eating  you  from  the  inside  out.  are  there  any  benefits  from  being  a  …  vampire?  "    manicured  brow  quirks  upward,  half  a  smile  finding  its  way  upon  her  countenance.

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️10   FAVORITE   CHARACTERS   FROM   10   DIFFERENT   FANDOMS.

wednesday addams : any addams family canon

robin scherbatsky : how i met your mother

chishiya shuntaro : alice in borderland

joker : dc

daniel atlas : now you see me

gia : boo bitch

venom : venom ..... i like the symbiote okay

anakin skywalker : star wars

shaggy rogers : scooby doo

katherine pierce : the vampire diaries

♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ tagged by the bestie @edxmunson ♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ tagging the other besties that come across this ( if you haven't done it already )

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

once  the  spotlights  are  turned  off  and  the  curtain  is  drawn  closed,  this  barbie  tends  to  stay  hidden.  of  course  she  couldn't  miss  this  party  –  it  was  the  biggest  event  of  that  day,  after  all  –,  but  she  didn't  want  to  be  the  center  of  attention  either.  hence  why  she  was  standing  in  the  corner,  leaning  on  the  wall,  playing  with  the  liquid  in  her  glass.  she  didn't  taste  it,  in  fact,  it  was  really  odd  there  was  actually  something  in  the  glass.  usually  it's  nothing.

she's  startled  by  another's  presence  and  she  notices  the  liquid  spilled  on  the  floor  —  for  a  brief  moment,  barbie  doesn't  distinguish  whether  or  not  it  was  hers.  chin  rose  up  to  look  at  the  person  that  approached  her  and  she's  somewhat  relieved  it  was  ken.    "  hi  ken,  "    she  uttered,  lips  pursed  together  in  a  thin  line.  she  was  fighting  the  urge  not  to  smile  and,  consequently,  be  rude  towards  ken  since  he  wasn't  exactly  himself.

"  you  have  just  described  more  than  half  of  the  barbies  here…  "    slender  hand  reaches  for  his  glass,  with  the  intent  to  take  it  from  him.    "  how  about  this :  we  go  get  another  drink  and  then  look  for  your  barbie.  how  that  sound?  "

she  listens  carefully,  repeating  the  names  a  couple  times  in  her  mind  –  despite  her  desires  to  become  an  actress,  she's  still  struggling  with  remembering  words.  luckily,  she  has  eddie  by  her  side,  which  is  more  than  she  could've  ever  asked  for.  sure,  there  were  many  important  aspects  she  should  prioritize,  but  the  little  family  she  has  made  along  the  way  –  with  individuals  she  once  passed  as  mere  strangers  –  was  far  beyond  anything  else.  she  offers  a  nod  in  response,  whilst  her  eyes  focused  on  a  dead  point  –  this  phenomena  tends  to  occur  quite  often  lately,  it  seems  –  but  nonetheless,  her  gaze  flickered  back  towards  him.

"  that'd  be  amazing!  "    she  utters,  rims  of  her  pink  pout  twisting  upward,    "  thank  you,  eddie.  but  oh,  i  could  paint  you  cassettes  in  return,  while  you  work  on  the  tracks.  how's  that  sound?  "    she  queries,  taking  one  last  scan  at  eddie  before  immersing  into  her  own  world,  where  ideas  flash  before  her  very  own  eyes  –  barbie  could  customize  some  tapes  for  eddie,  if  he  agrees  to  it.

"  what  was  your  band's  name  again?  "    barbie  could  swear  the  name  had  some  objects  she  could  potentially  use  in  her  little  arts  and  crafts  rendezvous.  "  corroborate  coffee?  "    tonality  reaches  a  high  pitch  as  her  question  comes  to  an  end,  clearly  not  confident  in  her  response.

eddie is immediately caught off guard as her arms wrap around him, freezing for a moment before awkwardly returning the embrace && smiling softly, "no problem." a mumble, as he closely watches her reveal the vibrant cassette. && he's gotta admit, it's impressive, even if it's not exactly his color palette of choice. she's made it her own. "shit, that's pretty cool," eyes lighting up as he gently takes the tape, examining the design like it's a piece of art — it is.

"suggestions?? uh — " maybe throwing out iron maiden && motorhead as suggestions can wait for another day. his personal preference in music is set aside as he thinks of artists catered more to barbie's current taste.

"well, if you end up liking madonna, you'll probably like blondie. they're pretty catchy, actually. && i guess there's the bangles too." even when it's not his own style, he's clearly got a sense of enthusiasm discussing music && recommendations for her. "i could make you one of these." the tape is handed back, not before taking one last glance at her design. "like, custom tracks. && you could paint it, y'know with the artistic flair you've got going on."

reminder to always appreciate your rp partners. be patient. be kind. support each other. ♡