😀

Not sure I could pull off the jacket but that dude is majestic.

idk why but i was immediately brought here watching the tension between them all.

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

Well I could have told you that.

FIREBALL MY BELOVED

HIS FACE! WE FINALLY GET TO SEE HIS FACE!

Just in kriffing time, too; I was about to get a detail massively wrong in next week's SBN chapter 💀

I’ve been told I’m supposed to answer questions… but I don’t have any. Anything I can enlighten you all about? In my “asks”?

whole squad got nerfed

Why thank you. It definitely wasn’t the result of a dare, initially. It was definitely intentional.

@baja-blasters and @tbbs-best-hair

You guys made it to the top 2 spots of the best Clone Trooper hairstyles (according to this guy on YouTube.) (Well, and according to me...I didn't realize it but I guess I pick my favorites by their cool hair.)

His comments about Hunters hair (6:00 mark):

"Speaking of amazing hairstyles, we have Hunter from The Bad Batch. You know, I don't need to defend this."

And Howzer's hair (9:15 mark):

"For the final one, we have probably the best clone haircut to exist. And it goes straight to S tier, right to the top. Right there to the very top. Look at this man. I think this might be one of the best hairstyles in the Star Wars Universe, let alone TCW and TBB. I want to steal this man's look."

Well done, fellas!

Do you like tea? I need to know. It’s important. I found an image that reminded me of you for some reason but that was under the assumption that you like tea.

Ehhh, tea is kinda weak…

but I actually really love it with some biscuits 👉🏻👈🏻

🤨

Heyyyyyy Captain ;)

Have you ever tried a Baja Blast hard dew? Their truly fantastic.

Not being from your planet, it’s hard dew know what that is… 😎

Rude.

I mean, you’re not wrong.

But still. 😉

I know for y'all's brainrot scenarios some of you like to imagine the clone troopers as these very assertive guys who'd sweep you off your feet but realistically given that they probably never got the normal human behaviors manual and in line with our lovely Fives saying "you never even met a girl", I like to think that very few of them actually have any rizz.

Here's what I think their responses would be if someone flirted with them at 79s:

Hunter: one of the only ones who responds properly. either turns them down nicely or flirts back, depending on if he's interested.

Echo: pretends he doesn't hear because of his headpiece. might get up and leave. genuinely glad when Phee flirts with Tech because for once in his fucking life it's not him.

Wrecker: yells "hell yeah" so loud that the whole bar hears it and then tries to excite the person about explosives

Tech: doesn't pick up on it, shares a fun little fact. still works though.

Crosshair: enters hissy cat mode. gets asked to dance and tells the person if they give him their hand they'll never get it back. glares at them like he wants them dead.

Fives: knocks something over or stumbles backwards and bumps into a comically large, slightly aggressive alien guy. potentially causes in a fire hazard.

Rex: just stares blankly for a while.

Emerie: responds "bless you" and then decides that's enough social interaction for today.

Hardcase: fingerguns.

Mayday: starts talking like a war veteran about the brothers he lost and all the terrible things he witnessed.

Howzer: apologizes. doesn't even really know what for.

I don't know the other clones that well, feel free to add on!

Alright, Fabio.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.