My Smiling Boys

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Thank you!

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

Some sort of galactic French, apparently.

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

This was an... extensive quiz. But ISFJ, it says?

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Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

Are you a hot chocolate kinda guy?

that isn’t some kind of suggestive double meaning, is it? 🧐

If I knew how to make "your mother" jokes, there's got to be one in there somewhere.

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

How does it feel to eat take out from a place that doesn't have a baja blast? Do you even bother eating at those places?

I mean... Virtually anything is better than ration bars, so... Can't be too picky!

Captain Baja Blast 🥤🌮

Did you know that “simp train” was my nickname in cadet training? 😉

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

how do you feel about being called Baja Blast DILF?

nothing but love for MY Captains ❤️

I mean... the color scheme fits...

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