baja-blasters - Captain Howzer
Captain Howzer

Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99

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10 months ago
Oh, I'm Much Worse.
Oh, I'm Much Worse.
Oh, I'm Much Worse.
Oh, I'm Much Worse.

Oh, I'm much worse.

10 months ago

Respectable kit for a respectable man.

Captain Keeli In Howzer's Colors

Captain Keeli in Howzer's colors

10 months ago

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Ahem… “Daddy is a state of mind.”

how do you feel about being called Baja Blast DILF?

10 months ago

how do you feel about being called Baja Blast DILF?

10 months ago

Just thinking about Howzer saying "I will not abandon my squad. They are good men. I have to try to get through to them."

Just thinking about how deep this must have hit Hunter for him to stop and hesitate, looking back at Howzer -

Just Thinking About Howzer Saying "I Will Not Abandon My Squad. They Are Good Men. I Have To Try To Get
Just Thinking About Howzer Saying "I Will Not Abandon My Squad. They Are Good Men. I Have To Try To Get
Just Thinking About Howzer Saying "I Will Not Abandon My Squad. They Are Good Men. I Have To Try To Get

- and then Hunter does leave with his squad, but I also think he senses Crosshair's attention being on them as he turns back to look -

Just Thinking About Howzer Saying "I Will Not Abandon My Squad. They Are Good Men. I Have To Try To Get
Just Thinking About Howzer Saying "I Will Not Abandon My Squad. They Are Good Men. I Have To Try To Get
Just Thinking About Howzer Saying "I Will Not Abandon My Squad. They Are Good Men. I Have To Try To Get

- and I just keep thinking about how conflicted Hunter must have been all season long, but I imagine the inner conflict reaches a peak here.

Because he is abandoning a member of his squad. He hasn't been able to get through to Crosshair - granted, the last time they met wasn't exactly conducive to deep conversation anyway, but Crosshair, the brother Hunter remembers, was a good man.

And yet... Hunter has to look out for the other four members of his squad, too. He can't abandon them, either. As he told Omega earlier, "Being strategic means knowing your limitations." And he can't risk everyone else, all the other good people on his squad, in a mad attempt to blast through endless Imperial resources and kidnap an angry brother who has given precious little indication that he wants to return to the squad anyway.

I do think Hunter is angry at himself, and at Crosshair; but mostly I think he is hurt, and confused, and uncertain, and trying to weigh the risks and figure out how best to protect the family - including Crosshair.

And I think Hunter spends a lot of time up until Crosshair returns trying to figure out how he could have gotten through to him.

And it just breaks my heart 💔

10 months ago
Captain Howzer In The Clone Wars 2003 Style!

Captain Howzer in the clone wars 2003 style!

10 months ago

If I knew how to make "your mother" jokes, there's got to be one in there somewhere.

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

10 months ago
I Think I Could Pull Anything Off. 😉

I think I could pull anything off. 😉

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

10 months ago

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

10 months ago

Well, the same work also says, “And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of.”

Best Smolder Ever... Sir.

Best smolder ever... Sir.

First of all, I was definitely not smoldering at him, and if you think it was a smolder, it sounds like I could use more practice.


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10 months ago
Best Smolder Ever... Sir.

Best smolder ever... Sir.

First of all, I was definitely not smoldering at him, and if you think it was a smolder, it sounds like I could use more practice.

10 months ago
Needed To Do A Quick Doodle Of Fuck-boi Clone😩
Needed To Do A Quick Doodle Of Fuck-boi Clone😩

Needed to do a quick doodle of fuck-boi clone😩

10 months ago

😎🔥

Captain Baja Blast 🩵✨

Ft. Captain Rex

Captain Baja Blast 🩵✨

I couldn’t draw his eyes so he got sunglasses 😎 ( larger version below ⬇️ )

Close up of sunglasses Howzer cause I actually like how it came out

Captain Baja Blast 🩵✨

Howzer won the Twitter poll so now it’s on to Rex who won the tumblr poll


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10 months ago

I would but Gregor put some kind of senior citizen control on my comm and it only has three large buttons, none of which allow me to make or receive calls from anyone other than him. It was funny at first but now I wonder if he even knows how to take it off.

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

10 months ago

No? Nothing to add?

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

10 months ago

Oh, so we’re friends, hmm?

🌍

🌺

Thank you!

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

Some sort of galactic French, apparently.

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

This was an... extensive quiz. But ISFJ, it says?

ISFJ Personality (Defender) | 16Personalities

10 months ago
baja-blasters - Captain Howzer

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

10 months ago

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

Black. With dim red lights. And everything is black satin.

Just kidding, it's gray.

10 months ago

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

10 months ago

🌍

🌺

Thank you!

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

Some sort of galactic French, apparently.

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

This was an... extensive quiz. But ISFJ, it says?

ISFJ Personality (Defender) | 16Personalities

10 months ago

Um... Heh. Well... Sheesh.

I do hold the Syndullas in the highest regard, and their lives have been touching to me in more ways than one.

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

10 months ago

I mean, I'm a good squad mate, I know that...

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

10 months ago

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

10 months ago

🖌️

🍕

🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

Some of my squad mates convinced me to get a tattoo with them; it's a small star map of the Ryloth system on my left pectoral. We spent so much time there, it felt as though it was pretty central to our primary objective in life. Then things changed.

🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?

Popcorn. I can't resist it even though I hate the way it gets stuck in my teeth. You'd think I'd learn.

10 months ago

Gregor dragged me into this too, and Wolffe is having sooo much fun with it, I figured I'd give it a try. Although I notice he hasn't posted it for himself? Feel free to ask him any of these as well. 😉

Get To Know Me !

Again, idk why I made this but enjoy I guess (some of these may be uncomfortable for y’all to answer, idk).

🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

💚 - What’s your favourite colour?

🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?

🕰 - What time is it where you are rn?

🌟 - What is your zodiac sign?

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

🥀 - Favourite animated movie?

📺 - Favourite show?

😂 - Are you ticklish?

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

😳 - Do you like your name?

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

🤓 - How did you get your name?

🎓 - When did/do you graduate?

🍄 - Do you have/want any piercings?

👀 - What colour are your eyes?

👱🏻‍♀️ - What is your go to hairstyle?

🥂 - Have you ever drank underage?

🍾 - Have you ever gotten drunk?

😱 - What’s your biggest fear?

🥵 - Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

🌦 - What’s your favourite weather?

🍂 - What’s your favourite season?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

🐶 - Do you have any pets?

😴 - What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

🎨 - Any hobbies?

🛩 - If travelling was free, where’s the first place you’d go?

🎇 - What’s your most searched thing on Google?

📱 - Favourite app on your phone?

🤠 - Are you more of a city person or a country person?

10 months ago

If you say it fast enough, it almost sounds like “baby”, at least the way one of those fresh lil beefcakes like CT-5597 used to say it.

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

10 months ago

All from just two words…

Well, you can’t help how you feel. 😏

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

10 months ago

Babe, eh?

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

10 months ago

Humble as always.

This is still my favorite scene from The Bad Batch.

This Is Still My Favorite Scene From The Bad Batch.
This Is Still My Favorite Scene From The Bad Batch.
This Is Still My Favorite Scene From The Bad Batch.
10 months ago

Hang on a minute... it's missing a little something...

Hang On A Minute... It's Missing A Little Something...

There we go.

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

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