baked-fish

Latest Posts by baked-fish

girl weve been understanding time. four puppies on the edge of a cliff

They made a new kind of cigarette called “The snorkel”

i think jdcr is slowlyt freezing to death

What if you were talking to a guy and he revealed his name was “Ken, short for Kenjamin”

me if i lived in castle times: i like my women like i like my ale.....stout! gyahahaha!

When u get bloodborned

happy 21st birthday to the game of all time

Caim from Drakengard for a friend

The Great Seeker

“No. Small businesses will kill this small town. They need a 12th Dollar General to live.,”

Once again our paths converge. Welcome to this humble emporium of wares, named after one such commander of runes, dubbed the "dollar general." I stand as thy guide amidst these mundane treasures. I ask thee, what purpose bringeth thee to this realm of commerce today? And should thou be in need of aid, callest upon me with thine inquiries.

There’s a Subway where I live that is just far away enough to be inconvenient, and when I was in high school, I accidentally tipped them like 25.00 instead of 2.50

I only go there like 1-2 times a year, but every time now I just tip 10x whatever I’m supposed to because I think the look of sheer disbelief on the employee’s face is always worth more than the asking price

honk

There has been an outbreak at the miasma factory...

Do you think if Vivziepop wrote Adventure Time, instead of saying geometry terms, Finn would say shit like “PORNOGRAPHICAL!”

5 dolar

Gambling is an art, and buddy… my bank account is about to be a masterpiece

Gambling is an art, and buddy… my bank account is about to be a masterpiece

the wretched fujo electrician

its all fun and games until mom finds the nerve gas sock

You've certainly heard this tossed around as a fun fact before, maybe you've dismissed it as a joke... But it's actually 100% true. The tanned hide of an animal stretched over a car seat imbues the vehicle with the respective animus, hence cars have such distinct temperaments.... Having found this out from a friend of an uncle on facebook marketplace, for weeks I fashioned my bespoke car seats from dog leather, yes, dog leather, there are now a couple dozen laika spirits bound to this honda civic. Nowhere will you find another car as loyal to its master. So no, I did not "randomly" swerve out of the lane officer. Fuck you.

breakfast from when before i eated it

youthful german boy who learns about english culture from the mystery of the druids

"The first king of Euchronia has been dead for 700 slutty, slutty years. There's no way he's stronger than a dragon"