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I didn’t even want to be reincarnated as a dandelion anyways

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

for an ideal world

just received the best voicemail i've ever received in my entire life. 20 seconds of acapella singing in what sounded like a balkan language with pauses between each line interrupted mid sentence by a slow fade into about 5 seconds of a post rock instrumental interrupted by an abrupt cut into a tts voice soliloquy about Apple Macbook Pro. i feel like i just got LPC'd

Day 48, 49

juno at the subaru world rally 

If someone is a necromancer its cuz they have no money to hire men and no charisma to convince people to their cause u have to understand they only fuck with skeletons because they have no other option

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

Bro is tired

They should give you PTO to grieve the end of all things

Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck

The Morning after the Festival reference: ludwig knaus

Retail Employee: Do you want this in a bag at all?

Guy who is so irreconcilably horny for the punk goose on the Bubble Yum gum wrappers that he jerks himself blind every night to an imagined tactile sensation of a nose piercing through a duck beak: I’m good, thanks.

my name is normal cisgender and you can hire me

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

For clarification, this is not about the grammatically correct option, just which one you use casually

I’ve been listening to the people in the apartment below me have arguments for two years now and I still can’t figure out what language they’re speaking. The best I can narrow it down is like if Portuguese and Hebrew had a baby. Is that a common pidgin combination

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I love A.T.K.C.S.N. GARLAND being entirely well-meaning within its own mental framework, but also being a doomed attempt to make an artificial christian saviour mechanism and systematically paralyse samsara (this is textual, given the comparisons to driving a stake through the heart of the world in an effort to regulate karma and end entropy)

like the tragedy of that inherent contradiction is really felt during the breakdown where the system desperately reverts to customer service voice, trying to figure out what you could even want from it, because it's already offered to give you moral dignity

it's entirely incapable of understanding the distinction between refuge and salvation, so it offers one and delivers the other

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

When you get down to it, Hellsinker ultimately falls into the genre of games about a young witch (Fossil Maiden) looking for a cat (Lost Property 771) in the Alps (Cardinal Shaft)

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it