The Worst Part About Rediscovering 105 Pages Of Archived One Direction Fanfic From 2020 Is Realizing

"we own you now" yes mother

boblena < sentryagent

family game night with wade, logan, and laura but it always ends with logan stabbing wade because that motherfucker definitely cheats even though laura usually ends up winning anyway (they had to ban playing monopoly after logan nearly decapitated wade after he landed on boardwalk)

he just looks so tortured i need him

pow pow pow

sentryagent would also be the funniest direction for the thunderbolts to take. i think being divorced and having his kid taken away, then being trapped in an oven by his employer, and having his body and ego wounded several times over was enough to crack the door open on the vault of john walker's carefully sealed off self-awareness, but we need more. we need to hit him with a bisexual awakening via someone he considers below himself. it's not the only way to get him to reconsider and recontextualize his entire life and identity, but it is the coolest. and bob needs a boyfriend. thank you for attending my philosophy lecture, please feel free to grab a pamphlet on your way out

...and people wonder why we still teach history in schools??

and if doomsday doesn't start with sentryagent making out then is it even a good movie

logan "it was nice to feel wanted" howlett (worst version)

cherik level of toxicity where charles will verbally convince a potential love interest to not fall for erik and erik will physically threaten anyone who looks at charles (they're still divorced)