Logan Howlett Headcanon - Blog Posts

personally i think wade would accidentally set oatmeal on fire and logan knows how to cook but doesn't care to flaunt it

i think origins!logan is aware of technological developments and social trends but selectively chooses not to care

meanwhile worst!logan probably doesn't know shit because he spent the last few decades dead drunk and drowning in self-loathing

hc that wade gets kidnapped by random thugs who aren't aware that he's deadpool and wade decides to play along for shits and giggles

they call logan and tell him that they're holding wade for ransom (and logan realizes there's no real threat) and logan just snorts and says "good fucking luck" and hangs up

i'd like to reinforce the hc that origins!logan is bisexual and worst!logan is gay because ain't no fucking way that damn pause after saying scott wasn't alluding to something deeper

wade casually asking logan if he trusts him as wade is about to do something that could very well cause their timeline to collapse (cook breakfast)

and logan genuinely considers the fact that he does trust this dumbass not to break his heart, but does not trust said dumbass to successfully cook and proceeds to snatch the spatula out of wade's hand and shove him out the kitchen

wade buys logan a secluded cabin in the woods as a getaway from the city and space for his primal instincts to be unbridled (and is an annoying prick on the way, dropping ominous hints that sound suspiciously like he's plotting a murder... which isn't entirely out of the question for him but logan's very grumpy until they arrive, in which he sobs because no one has ever cared that much about him in like a century)

wade's idea of a date with logan is a quiet night in because he figures that's where logan would be most comfortable

and logan's idea of a date with wade is at a carnival because even if he'll probably regret the choice five minutes in (sensory issues, prefers solitude, and wade is - affectionately - cringe in public), it's worth seeing wade's childish excitement on rides and playing the (rigged, but logan beats them) games

(personally, logan would opt for a hike and secluded picnic in the woods, which they do once in a while)

family game night with wade, logan, and laura but it always ends with logan stabbing wade because that motherfucker definitely cheats even though laura usually ends up winning anyway (they had to ban playing monopoly after logan nearly decapitated wade after he landed on boardwalk)

logan, sensibly dressed to go grocery shopping: what the fuck are you wearing

wade, wearing an ensemble that would evoke the fashion police instantly: it's incomplete without the red boa, i know

also logan at anyone who mutters a single rude remark about wade's outfit, claws out: the fuck did you just say

worst wolverine absolutely gains (healthy) weight post-movie like poolverine or not this man is no longer drinking whiskey for every meal what do you expect

if there's a poolverine fic that addresses logan's alcoholism (casually or explicitly) and has him working on his drinking habits as he adapts to a new (domestic and safe) environment i will automatically see zero faults because that shit gets me every time

logan definitely rolled his eyes and bought this for wade

reasons why logan howlett doesn't mind wade wilson's skin

1. he cares about wade and does not give a fuck

2. he's fascinated with gently tracing wade's ever-changing scars

3. he understands that appearance does not dictate character

4. he has literally been in every major war since the 1800s so he's unfazed

5. wade wilson's ass