idk i think that wade or logan going to therapy is unlikely but anything is possible if you spin it convincingly enough
i lied. put your clothes back on. we're going to talk about the 2014 graham norton episode with hugh jackman, michael fassbender, and james mcavoy where they reviewed mcbender ao3 descriptions and fanart of the actors. not the characters. THE ACTORS. with MPREG mentioned on national television. and how michael and james were comfortable enough with their masculinity to make the experience funny and charming and how hugh repeatedly waved a pineapple around and how graham actually let his guests speak
if one more person acts like walker is the worst out of team as if the point of the movie isn't that they're all fucked up but trying their damn best by supporting one another i am going to lose it
logan howlett embodies jealous by nick jonas i don't make the rules
the dissertation is actually going to be in the form of an ao3 work titled after a chess strategy and everything is a metaphor for gay sex or blatant homoerotic tension
the way i could write a 20 page dissertation on the symbolism of cherik's pastime being chess
wade casually asking logan if he trusts him as wade is about to do something that could very well cause their timeline to collapse (cook breakfast)
and logan genuinely considers the fact that he does trust this dumbass not to break his heart, but does not trust said dumbass to successfully cook and proceeds to snatch the spatula out of wade's hand and shove him out the kitchen
someone said that stucky is unrequited love and sambucky is friends to lovers and i agree
my problem is that thunderbolts* feels like a slap in the face to brave new world, okay? like, the mental health representation and found family dynamics are gold, but going against everything sam AND steve stood for (and risked their lives for, especially for bucky) feels so anti-bnw -- maybe even anti-captain america?
i think there was a time that charles, for all of his good-doing and faith in humanity, would have walked away from it all if it meant that erik would come with him
like, i understand that his character is driven by helping others, but erik was the exception. erik was the exception from the moment they met, and erik was the exception when charles chose to shout about how erik left him above everything else twice
SEBASTIAN STAN as Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes