i will never shut up about the parallel of erik and worst!logan grinning with a gun pointed at their heads IT'S JUST SO PERFECT
michael fassbender wearing a hat. that's it.
what about us by p!nk is so cherik coded how do i explain it without going feral
no thoughts just james mcavoy's hair in x-men apocalypse
can you tell that i have returned with a lethal cherik fixation
i need a televised debate between charles and erik on how to respond to the current political climate (specifically elon musk)
whoever said smash deadpool but not ryan reynolds was on something
which i fully support
fuck being a magneto apologist, just be a magneto supporter
idc what your opinion is on taylor swift, there will be at least one song of hers that perfectly describes your otp in alarmingly accurate detail
was it casual when i kidnapped you and saved your life?
i promise i didn't leave lol just a college student with five classes, three extracurriculars, and a job (and poor time management)
personally i think wade would accidentally set oatmeal on fire and logan knows how to cook but doesn't care to flaunt it
began with snowbaz, resurfaced in wolfstar, flew to firstprince, tripped towards poolverine, glanced at 457, now newly settled at cherik
the droll delivery of james and michael when explaining their characters' signature moves on the graham norton show is immaculate
"at least we still have LGB" you think we're safe? you think this is the end? think again.
i love that the spectrum of poolverine shippers ranges from "well they fucked in the honda odyssey so" to "someone finally brought logan home" it's just so lovely
i think origins!logan is aware of technological developments and social trends but selectively chooses not to care
meanwhile worst!logan probably doesn't know shit because he spent the last few decades dead drunk and drowning in self-loathing
many people seem to have an issue with the far left enforcing diversity and project hatred towards "woke" people
as if the far right actively working to deport immigrants, disband the department of education, revoke dei policies concerning anyone who isn't a straight cis white man, and justify acts of violence that support their agenda isn't a dangerous sign of capitalism and facism melding into one destructive superpower
should i continue, or is that enough?
kendrick: this is bigger than the music
*samuel l jackson narrates as uncle sam, black backup dancers form the american flag, numerous references to a broader analogy of political upheaval, performing live during black history month at most american sporting event which was attended by the sitting u.s. president*
the public: oH mY gOd hE sAiD dRaKe'S nAmE
wade "i traveled across the multiverse to find you" wilson meets logan "i didn't know it then but i was waiting for you" howlett
"you're not hard to love" holy fucking shit no one talk to me
i would like to establish that anytime i talk about why i ship poolverine is just me projecting HARD
hc that wade gets kidnapped by random thugs who aren't aware that he's deadpool and wade decides to play along for shits and giggles
they call logan and tell him that they're holding wade for ransom (and logan realizes there's no real threat) and logan just snorts and says "good fucking luck" and hangs up
dp&w fans: they were supposed to kiss
venom fans: yep
squid game fans: definitely
wicked fans: canonically they already have
"oh so you ship poolverine because two characters who believed they were too damaged to be good for anything came together and saved each other-"
yes now stop talking
i'd like to reinforce the hc that origins!logan is bisexual and worst!logan is gay because ain't no fucking way that damn pause after saying scott wasn't alluding to something deeper
wade casually asking logan if he trusts him as wade is about to do something that could very well cause their timeline to collapse (cook breakfast)
and logan genuinely considers the fact that he does trust this dumbass not to break his heart, but does not trust said dumbass to successfully cook and proceeds to snatch the spatula out of wade's hand and shove him out the kitchen
wade is terrified of scaring logan off with his love & logan is terrified of hurting wade unintentionally so they are at an impasse for a solid two months before they reach the communication stage
the last line was DIABOLICAL
every writer has that one cursed chapter that haunts them like a ghost. mine is chapter 29. chapter 29 knows what it did.