You Guys Do Know You're Supposed To Reblog Things, Right

For some reason I have doubts about putting my life in this man’s hands.

yeah i have foursomes. four some reason im not having any sex!!!!!!!!!

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

Blowing a kiss to paramount for actually renewing the beautiful shows that I watch from them in a timely manner. A task that is apparently impossible for other companies to do

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

I am watching the first episode of school spirits and the use of phoebe bridgers I know the end in the FIRST EPISODE!!!

Almost made me cry

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀